I'm so sick and tired of reading about people who call themselves runners off 5 miles/week, smile and wave and jump for joy during races with their headphones jammed in their ears, and look down their nose at me when they talk about how many marathons they've completed. YOU AREN'T A RUNNER, STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE, STOP GETTING OFFENDED WHEN IT'S THE TRUTH. Let's cut out this politically correct garbage-- handing out participation medals for races and treating your 20 minute milers the same as the college elites. When you run 100 mile weeks, train your ass off all year long, and live and breath running, then I'll consider it--- but only if you can break 7 minutes in the mile, Sir Weekday Warrior. Eat my split shorts.