What's the lightest weight boweling ball a man can use and not be embarrassed?

Weight is irrelevant. There is no way to escape embarrassment from the use of a "boweling" ball

There's a reason every ball lighter than 12 lbs is either Barbie Pink or Barbie Blue.

I'm quite proud when I can produce a bowel ball that exceeds 2 lbs.

I used a 12 pound boweling ball when I played against my friends. I rectum all. It was a tough loss for them to digest, but the now colon me to fill in on their team regularly.

I guess the OP became the butt of the joke instead.

I think your are good as long as you don't pick a ball with finger holes so small that you get your hand stuck.

Bah. Who gives a crap?

Bolus of a Bowler wrote:

I used a 12 pound boweling ball when I played against my friends. I rectum all. It was a tough loss for them to digest, but the now colon me to fill in on their team regularly.

POST OF THE CENTURY!

Dude, did you make it out of 8th grade English?

Really-- bowling is it still around ??

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Bolus of a Bowler wrote:

I used a 12 pound boweling ball when I played against my friends. I rectum all. It was a tough loss for them to digest, but the now colon me to fill in on their team regularly.

10/10

As long as you bowl 300, the ladies won't care how big your ball is. However they will still care about how large your schlong is, which may be a problem if you can only use a 10.

Amateur

toilet clogger wrote:

I'm quite proud when I can produce a bowel ball that exceeds 2 lbs.

PTO wrote:

Really-- bowling is it still around ??

Yes, but this thread is about boweling.

You'll need a water cannon enema to get it out.

Never use one any bigger than Uranus.