What do you do?
What do you do?
One word: AAPL
Red blooded Americana wrote:
1. Place bets on several sporting events, pick winning lottery numbers, etc. and earn lots of $$$.
2. Use said earnings to hire hitman to assassinate Obama
The sporting events work out, presuming you remember them all correctly, but you don't have access to anything from the future (I presume). Its not like you can Google "what were the wining lottery numbers on xxx date"
It's basically like you dreamed the last 11 years, but you know they really happened.
Found LetsRun, wait till this question is asked, go back to 1993, warn Kurt Cobain, kill Justin Bieber as he's born, and save the future.
Dan the Fish wrote:
Found LetsRun, wait till this question is asked, go back to 1993, warn Kurt Cobain, kill Justin Bieber as he's born, and save the future.
Dumb, dumb, dumb!!!
Letsrun was in its heyday in 2004.
6:30 am?
Fvck it. Hit the snooz button and go back to sleep.
Whoa Whoa wrote:
Its not like you can Google "what were the wining lottery numbers on xxx date"
It can't hurt to try, right?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+were+the+winning+lottery+numbers+on+May+15%2C+2015I mean, what if it works!!!!!!!?????
Call her. Don't be a wimp. Just call her!
Fix the calendar, because the date is wrong for some reason. Duh.
shave my mustache and go back to sleep
Force my early 40s dad to immediately go to a cardiologist, to do whatever could be done to prevent him from having a totally unexpected fatal heart attack two weeks later.
by putting large bets you change the payout and what was a long shot becomes not so big a payout
you have to spread the bets out a big pain to do
same with stock prices etc.
aint no free lunch even in a make believe world
The 129th Preakness Stakes Payout Schedule
7 Smarty Jones $3.40 $3.00 $2.60
10 Rock Hard Ten - $5.00 $4.00
9 Eddington - - $5.20
$2 Exacta: (7–10) paid $24.60
$2 Trifecta: (7–10–9) paid $177.20
$1 Superfecta: (7–10–9–1) paid $230.70
put some money on the cubbies
You have three options in this instance:
1) You just don't care how tight the price gets, because (unlike every other bettor in the world) you absolutely, definitively know you are going to get paid out, so even if you only make 5 cents on the dollar, you are betting a sure thing (and can keep doing it over and over - how much would you make betting against Smarty Jones in the Belmont?);
2) You lay wagers on the other horses in the race so that the entire market moves up; Smarty Jones's price doesn't collapse, and you still get paid out at $3.40, or;
3) Place your bets in a fixed odds environment (Vegas, Macau, UK, Gibraltar).
Toss the calendar in the trash and buy one that is up to date.
Flip real estate for two years. Take earnings, invest in apple stock. Buy a winery in California with enough land to make some awesome running trails.
Red blooded Americana wrote:
1. Place bets on several sporting events, pick winning lottery numbers, etc. and earn lots of $$$.
2. Use said earnings to hire hitman to assassinate Obama
Little known fact: close to 70% of all powerball winners are time travelers who knew the numbers.
Ask them, they're happy to admit it.
Top Noticer wrote:
Flip real estate for two years. Take earnings, invest in apple stock. Buy a winery in California with enough land to make some awesome running trails.
Best answer yet.
Sit tight for a couple of years and save my sister's life.
Masturbate