The simple truth is that it's cheaper to manufacture and distribute EPO en masse than it is for anti-doping agencies to test absolutely everyone who competes. So I propose that we all pool our resources to manufacture EPO and other PED's, and begin a mail order system. We'll even donate EPO free samples at race expo's.
A buddy of mine has a crystal meth lab and said he'd help with the manufacturing. I figure I could get a business account at Canada Post and start er up.
Let me know if you want to sit on the board of directors. It would probably be good to have a few docs on there, but even without, I think we'll manage just fine. Google is great after all.