Post your best experiences of "sticking it to the man" here.

I sold my free Obamaphone on Craigslist for a decent profit.

I voted for Romney

muni bonds

Taking and riding the daughter of one of the repressive, conservative and dictatorial, pseudo-religious LR censors. She was delightfully $lutty. Not too surprising to the intelligent readers.

speaking truth to power.

I once jumped an orange light.

I once left my tray of burger wrappers & empty drink carton on the table at McDonald's instead of putting it in the garbage bin

I waited forever to get a bartenders attention. I finally asked for my drink and they someone else immediately asked for an addition to their order. I ended up waiting like 10 more minutes and she neither brought my drink nor asked what I wanted again.

So before I walked away from the bar, I noticed someone left a tip of a quarter so I flicked it somewhere behind the bar with all of my strength. They can pick the quarter off of their wet floor for all I care.

Walked out of an exam in college and pissed on the building it was held in.

Can't remember what class it was for, but remember pissing on the building felt good.

All the bathrooms were locked in the football stadium where I was doing a track workout, so I took a leak on the bleachers instead.

took a poop on my rival schools football field

I joined the Islamic State.

I got the diarrhea squirts all over the voting boof.

Worked for 40 years in a thankless middle management position for a large craft supply chain. I let them believe that they crushed my will, but I secretly enjoyed every bit of my inconsequential and underpaid position.

As a twenty something, I worked at an engineering company at the dawn of the AutoCAD revolution. I set up the border templates for every drawing they produced. There was a very horribly idiotic and arrogant manager there-about a decade older than me-who ultimately bought (and ran into the ground) the company. In a fit of rage, I inserted into the drawing template, in a tiny font, on the lower left corner a sentence describing this dude to a tee-with his name and all. It looks like a smear on the printouts, but if you zoom in in AutoCAD, or Adobe, it is easy to read. I left that company 15 years ago. The person in question was bankrupted and had the company sold out from under him in 2008. I got hold of a set of drawings a year or so ago, and though the template has been modified considerably-with the new company's name appended to the old, my "smear" is still on their drawings-over 22 years after I inserted it.

I bet that template is on thousands of engineering drawings throughout Colorado. One of my most proud accomplishments.

I reported a co worker who was stealing....after I left for the military.

I AM THE MAN

I eat ice cream on cold winter days.

I once bought a box of Lucky Charms and then threw away all of the cereal bits eating only the marshmallow pieces!