HELP ME PASS A TEAM DRUG TEST!!!

You will be fine just chill.

Low body fat and high metabolism helps, just stop smoking for now

Runners are actually at an advantage here due to our low %BF. You should be easily fine with a week to detox.

That said, you should cut that out. You're an adult now...

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If you get picked, tell the tester to contact your lawyer. It takes 4 weeks to remove traces of THC from your system... much longer if they test your hair.

T.C. wrote:

If you get picked, tell the tester to contact your lawyer. It takes 4 weeks to remove traces of THC from your system... much longer if they test your hair.

Colleges are not gonna test the hair of athletes for drugs. That's preposterous. Only government and big cult institutions do that for their yes men. And nobody else needs to. That having been said, urine tests can pose problems, and this guy doesn't need to post on frickin Letsrun to find out the nuances of this question which there are a bajillion places on the internet that talk about it

Physiologist Runner wrote:

That said, you should cut that out. You're an adult now...

So you think people should use drugs like LSD and pot ONLY when they are kids?

I think quite the opposite.

Hell, I think if you're going to do drugs, you should enjoy them mainly when you are over 60 years old after you retire. Then you can trip balls and people will just think that you're senile and cut you some slack.

So you are using a substance you know is banned in your sport and are looking for ways to beat the tests? You are a doper.

They say it takes four weeks to leave your system, but believe me, that is just to scare people and merely accounts for the longest possible time it can stay in one person's system. Most people will clear it out within a week. I toked up and was tested two weeks later, came back negative.

Go shave your hair right now! All of it!

It will be growing back with clean samples in time for testing.

-hit the sauna, if you can, 2x a day for an hour each.

-keep running, this will boost your metabolism and help you sweat it out

-drink cranberry juice. I dont know why this works, but it does

-drink a lot of water too. dont drink too much though, if you dilute your urine sample then they'll make you stick around and refill the cup. This could be a 2-3 hour process.

ouchmyfoothurts wrote:

-hit the sauna, if you can, 2x a day for an hour each.

-keep running, this will boost your metabolism and help you sweat it out

-drink cranberry juice. I dont know why this works, but it does

-drink a lot of water too. dont drink too much though, if you dilute your urine sample then they'll make you stick around and refill the cup. This could be a 2-3 hour process.

Hour long sauna sessions? lolololol

In reality, you are already fine to pass. One week of no smoking + exercise is enough for anyone in decent shape to get clean. I've had buddies pass in 2 hours, 2 days, and 3 days just by drinking tons of water right before the test.

Personally, I like to allow 7-10 days.

Here are my tips:

****Keep working out. Burn the fat & burn the THC away. And if you want, hit the sauna.. not for an hour though...

****Eat pretty healthy. No fast food or any junk.

****Drinking extra water won't do anything unless it is 24 hours or less till you take the test. You should be taking trips to the bathroom every 15-20 minutes around an hour before your test.

****Take 2 or 3 Multi-Vitamins (b vitamins) to make your pee yellow rather than water/clear. This will fake 99% of tests. No one ACTUALLY checks for dilution, they just look at the color.

****When you pee, make sure you use the middle 50% of your flow. Earliest 25% and latest 25% are the dirtiest.

Do these and you have my guarantee to pass. Although, like I said, I believe you are already good to go.

MacDaddy wrote:

... I've had buddies pass in 2 hours, 2 days, and 3 days just by drinking tons of water right before the test.

Personally, I like to allow 7-10 days.

Here are my tips:

****Drinking extra water won't do anything unless it is 24 hours or less till you take the test. You should be taking trips to the bathroom every 15-20 minutes around an hour before your test.

****Take 2 or 3 Multi-Vitamins (b vitamins) to make your pee yellow rather than water/clear. This will fake 99% of tests. No one ACTUALLY checks for dilution, they just look at the color.

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A couple points, the COLOR of urine is not something any tester takes into account. It may be a tipoff there is a problem, but test DO LOOK to dilution and you FAIL the test if there is a dilution of the urine.

What you call "dilution" a lab refers to as the "specific gravity" of urine. If there is too much water and not enough "salts" the specific gravity of the urine changes. If the SG goes below a certain number (often 1.003) the sample is not considered a valid sample which results in a failure to pass.

As to cranberry juice, this is just another urban legend.

Try the herb Goldenseal.

So long as you're American, you'll be fine. When you fail, nobody will need to know.

Don't bother. We've already traced the IP on your post and you're out. Hope you enjoyed your scholarship while it lasted, and thanks for playing!

Huh. I didn't realize mental retardation was a side effect of using marijuana.

Pull a "Workaholics" and have a major drug addict pee in every one of your teammates urine samples. That way everyone fails the drug test for a variety of illicit drugs and nobody takes the tester seriously.

Carry around the whizzinator with you. Have one of your more boring teammates give you a clean urine fill up the whizzinator and carry in back pack. If your white make sure you buy the white penis. My friend at work is a little Jewish guy and he had a whiizinator that looked like Shaq's junk. Needless to say he was caught and they reported him to his local Rabbi.