I was out for my AM run earlier today and all of a sudden something flew into my my mouth and down my throat. I immediately started to gag, and I swear I could feel something crawling down my throat. I was concerned it might have been a bee, which would have caused me problems since I'm allergic to their sting. Fortunately the critter made a beeline for my stomach and I think the acid in there ended him in short order. I did have an upset stomach for the rest of my run, but as soon as I made it home I ran for the can and crapped the thing out, or so I think. My buddy told me he inhaled a grasshopper while running. I told he's full of shit, but maybe he's not.