This kid has always been a little bit loopy. Anyway, last night he picked up a girl by telling her about how he can trace his lineage back to George Washington. Today I told him how good that story/pickup line was. He told me he wasn't lying. I have a really hard time believing he can actually trace his lineage back to George Washington, though. He is middle class. I mean, wouldn't he be pretty wealthy if he was related to the first ever president?