Suing Letsrun.com for failing to make my dreams a reality.

3 lines low quality c0caine - $30

1 bl0wjob - $250

10 boxes of animal crackers and 3 gallons of milk - $44.77

making your dreams a reality - $priceless!

. . . wrote:

3 lines low quality c0caine - $30

1 bl0wjob - $250

10 boxes of animal crackers and 3 gallons of milk - $44.77

making your dreams a reality - $priceless!

Ha

What about that dream where you go out in public and realize you're butt naked?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mere+puff

Bad Wigins wrote:

What about that dream where you go out in public and realize you're butt naked?

That dream was realized (multiple times) long before I stumbled upon Letsrun.

Well they took the dumb tag line off the homepage. Maybe when they re-do the message board it'll be removed there too.

you people have had 8 years wrote:

Bad Wigins wrote:

What about that dream where you go out in public and realize you're butt naked?

That dream was realized (multiple times) long before I stumbled upon Letsrun.

Well be fair then, hoe could letsrun make your dreams come true after they already had?

Gotta admit - the thread title and user name made me laugh.

$250 really. I would at least ask for Hamilton's going rate. If I remember correctly $600?

Ah, but can you *prove* that your reality is not butt a dream?

you people have had 8 years wrote:

I'm willing to settle out of court for $324.77 worth of hookers, cocaine, and animal crackers.

+1

love the OP's name, haha

Go big and sue for an entire night with her. I'm sure the Brojo's have a connection with her.

Some good writing on this board :)

You are my Humphrey Bogart. Reality is that I will end up with another guy, but there will always be you, the one and only Rick. To be fair to the 3rd husband, I'll tell him that Rick, my 2nd husband, will always have part of my heart.

Bad Wigins wrote:

What about that dream where you go out in public and realize you're butt naked?

Not a dream at all. I did this last week. Aside from the cold it was rejuvenating.

Bad Wigins wrote:

What about that dream where you go out in public and realize you're butt naked?

Funny you should mention that. A couple of weeks back, I went to my early morning yoga class on a frigidly cold day all bundled up in sweats like my fellow yogis. Only difference was one guy in the back had forgot to put his shorts on under his sweats, and he sat down on him mat and pulled off his sweats to get ready for class. He had one leg out and the other down around his foot when he must have realized it was little drafty, and something just wasn't right. Up he went, yanked his pants back up and out the exit he went.

His buddy who had set up next to him said he noticed as it unfolded but thought it was too funny to say anything.

"you people have had 8 years wrote"

I don't get the relevance or significance of the OP's handle can someone please tell me?

waaaaah wrote:

"you people have had 8 years wrote"

I don't get the relevance or significance of the OP's handle can someone please tell me?

The OP discovered letsrun 8 years ago and has not had his/her running dreams realized.

Letsrun was founded by runners for runners. Now that the original founders have reached adulthood and are racing towards middle age I'm curious what direction letsrun will go.

I come here for quick results. For the most part Letsrun delivers on this by covering events firsthand and running fans posting through the message board. My only complaint here is letsrun goes down often during big events because it is not set up to scale for heavy traffic; as far as I know this still hasn't changed.

If the mission of letsrun is to simply increase traffic then I suppose we will see the entire website become more like the message board. Nothing generate hits like getting people riled up.

The Brojo's will go the same way the old stubborn crowd on here has went. Grimly holding onto archaic training methods as the only way.

the site has done its part. you have to do something too. they gave you all the training advice you could ever want. they gave you great advice that should heal just about every running injury you've ever had. they can't make you get off the coach and go for the brass range.