I was cold as shit this afternoon so I thought it would be nice to soak in a hot bath to warm up...but guess what I found out...THE BATHTUB IS WAY TOO GOD DAMNED SMALL!!!
It's not like I'm a giant. I'm a normal sized humanoid (5'11'' 135 lb), but I can't fit into that shoebox. I'd be better off trying to take a bath in the toilet.
Even those broken back cow pokers from the wild west days could take a bath in a big-ass barrel or some shit with plenty of room to bubble-up and shuffle around in.
and so forth and so on...