Brits, we need your help: Is this quote offensive?

Yep the only meaning I can think 'ham sandwich' referred to is the rude definition #3.

The "would of" bit is also offensive.

Yes. The grammar is an insult to the British education system.

Yes. The grammar is an insult to the British education system.

Ham sandwich

""When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich.""

"An over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Is the bloke on lottery funding?

He might want to read up on this:

http://www.uksport.gov.uk/docLib/Information-Zone/Eligibility/UKSport_Funding_Eligibility_Policy.pdf

Looks like he might be due for a warning for "Telling a [sexist] joke or making a [sexist] remark at a private meeting the contents of which are subsequently disclosed."

LetsRun.com wrote:

Does it just mean 'action' or are we getting into really crude vulgar territory like definition #3:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ham%20sandwich

Both, action with/on/in definition #3 but, then again perhaps not, cos the bloke sounds like a deadset wanker.

It does sound unfortunate, but the way it's worded it seems like he certainly said it in a facetious, perhaps even self-deprecating way.

In that I believe he doesn't really think he would have done as well with the ladies as that quote, at face value, suggests.

Question for the gathered UKers;what is the difference between Wiltshire Ham and York Ham and are there better types of place or breed specific Ham?

Thanks

I say, what, why is it so frightfully difficult to find a toothbrush in england?

Q. "difference between Wiltshire Ham and York Ham"

A. Wiltshire Ham the inner labia are longer, York Ham the outer labia are longer.

Made up words like these are used by friends and aren't always perfectly understood, they just use them as inside jokes. It was very obvious he was making a joke. It wasn't meant to be offensive i'm sure and thus shouldn't be seen as offensive even if you take the urban dictionary definition offensively. He is overplaying his sex life to be funny and sound cool or is being sarcastic. Maybe an interview for all to see isn't a great idea to use wording that is better off between buddies, but it seemed pretty obvious he wasn't purposely being offensive.

Either way I'm sure he would have gotten his fair share of trim at Villanova.

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How can you read that quote in its context and not realize it's offensive? Seriously, wake up.

I thought you guys were married now? Time to lose the purity rings, boys.

Beef curtains?

Actually the correct term nowadays is "spam purse".

Anything this Ross Murray guy says is nonsense. He goes out of his way to act the "funny guy", think of it as being 10 years old in the school classroom, there is always that one guy who thinks himself the joker of the class. This is him, except he is a grown man in a pretty influencial position yet still decides to act like a complete and utter fool. In his head I am sure he see's himself as cool, and impressing everyone the way he acts. But reality is the opposite.

Some athletes find him funny. But the majority just find it over the top and think he is a complete and utter idiot. I'd have to agree with the latter, the guy is a moron and I have no idea why anybody even bothers with him since he has done nothing since Olympics except some BS terrible race in Oregon this past summer.

Ham sandwich is offensive. Very ofensive, and the above descirption and overview of this stupid guy will hopefully show you that in the context he is speaking it, he means it to be this way as that's the type of person he is.