1) A little comedy/interpretive routine whereby I sit on a chair and stare at four plums and a bottle mustard for 15 mins, crying while eating a banana.
2) Sew an entire hog's right nostril shut using rusty barbed wire.
1) A little comedy/interpretive routine whereby I sit on a chair and stare at four plums and a bottle mustard for 15 mins, crying while eating a banana.
2) Sew an entire hog's right nostril shut using rusty barbed wire.
I would pay to see #1.
#2 has been done to death.