These are the top 5 fratiest Pokemon

5.Snorlax: The dude takes whole kegs, an lb of weed, and can eat the crap out of the the all you can eat cafeteria breakfast after raging the night before. Used to be only a chubby Mulcalax before college. Now he's huge.

6.Slaking: Doesn't show up to class, sleeps until 2 pm every day, room almost as nasty as muk's smells of weed and rotting food, showers are too much work for him, and will never host a party. Used to have a 4.0 in high school, now he has a 4.0 in beer pong. Is nasty but is currently dating a beautiful Gardevoir.

7.Gyarados: Small skinny nobody back during his freshman year. Started using HGH and Anabolic Steroids to attract the ladies and get ripped. Lets just say he benches 500 lbs ans squats 600 lbs now. Spends every day in the gym and addicted to the Paleo diet. Was a business major, now he's phys ed.

8.Weezing: Wasn't a stranger to weed his freshman year, but now this brah lights up everyday before school after school and between classes. If you want some dope, you know he has it. Dude is practically toxic how much he lights up.

9.Ditto: Nobody is sure about this guy. Never seems to act the same way twice. One day he is killing it in his bio class( being a total dweeb), the next thing you know he's snorting cocaine of some seel. Always switching frats, majors, and girlfriends. It's like he can transform or something.

10. Absol: Definition of cool. Knows the "in" music, has the sweet ride, dating the hottest cheerleader (Mew), has a 3.8 in his engineering major and still finds time to party hard. He's who all the other Pokemon want to be.

Snorlax- Alan Webb

golden thread

my hat is off to you, bro.

LOSERS

11. Magikarp: The chilliest bro on the block, never wants to go out on the weekends but is always down to throw mad ragers at his pad and bro out. He may not be a meathead but he can drink with the best of em.

12. Hitmonlee: Classic little man complex, always looking to fight. You can always tell which parties he’s been at by the holes punched in the walls. Dude throws caution to the wind.

13. Lugia: The old man on the block. Is in his 7th year of college still working on his business major. Rumor has it he’s been with every jigglypuff on campus and is now dating the hot female finance prof—Ho-Oh. Dude’s Legendary.

14. Dugtrio: Head of the only all Ground type Frat on campus. Disliked by most other bros as he and his Diglet pledges crash parties like it’s their job. He’s a quite dude but when he rages you can feel the ground shake a mile away.

15. Squirtle: You’re classic freshmen, seems to be at every party you go to. He’s always the first one to arrive and the first one passed out. Never brings his own drinks and has been known to stumble around parties polishing off people empties. No way he’ll be back for sophomore year.

Squirtle should be higher.

Nidoking- that one alumni that still tries to come back and rage on the weekends even still a few years after graduating. Had the reputation of slaying and drinking but still managed to work himself into a decent business job.

Sandslash- the bro in the house who owns the motorcycle. Knows how to utilize it perfectly to give sorority girls rides, and then get a different ride later on.

Poliwrath- the one that would absolutely hate being sober monitor at parties more than anyone else. Had the brute strength to drag people out that were being ridiculous, and always had that look in his eyes that he just wanted to be crushing natty.

New ranking:

1. MF Snorlax - no explanation needed

2. Machamp - see above

3. Blastoise - Frank the tank. Shots on him. He's a chill water type, so don't taze him, bro

4. Pidgeot - look at that lax bro flow. You know my boy is all about crushing natties and getting dome

5. Gengar - kinda has a rapist/predator vibe, but he hazes the sh1t out of the pledges

Honorable mention: Geodude because he's always flexing like "come at me bro"

Lovin the insights here, bros.

Least fratty? Kangaskhan. Stuck-up, over-protective mom type. Buzzkill.