Finally a running sticker I can respect, the anti-13.1 sticker!

The "Bring Back the Mile" people need a "1.00" sticker

He needs a 26.2 sticker...

for his probable BMI.

I am a fat-ass, non-HS, non-collegiate runner, 36 years old with two kids, 6'3" 195, and I can get off my couch and run a 1:40 half with zero training, and have done so twice in the last two years. Those 13.1 stickers make me key car doors.

A marathon off my couch, and I will cramp up and DNF after 18.

lol I actually like that one. I may get one.

They need a 1609 sticker

I need one of those! Yeah those 13.1/26.2 bumper stickers spell "I'm a loser"

I saw one a few months ago that said something like

26.1 - for those just not committed.

i laughed.

0.0 wrote:

I respect this guy's sticker more than the 13.1 sticker thread guy:

http://tinyurl.com/kqv4bu6

I've seen those out there, but I think the "I Don't Run" part is stupid. It ruins the joke.

FlyingDogger wrote:

0.0 wrote:

I respect this guy's sticker more than the 13.1 sticker thread guy:

http://tinyurl.com/kqv4bu6

I've seen those out there, but I think the "I Don't Run" part is stupid. It ruins the joke.

Dissected jokes are not funny

I've been thinking about getting a vanity plate that says "rn80mpw" on it.

madmandoc wrote:

I've been thinking about getting a vanity plate that says "rn80mpw" on it.

What's so vain about announcing your low mileage to the world? ;)

I see a lot of 'D-Bag' ovals in the parking lot at my local xfit box.

So the OP respects the person who doesn't run and mocks runners more than the person who likes to run and tries to promote running. Good job.

whtuip wrote:

They need a 1609 sticker

I think they have one.

I prefer the sticker that says:

"0.0 but good for you"

Didn't the NYC Marathon get the metric distance wrong on their t-shirts, 42.2 instead of 42.195?

I want to put a 3.1 sticker on my car so everyone who has completed a half or full can feel sorry for me and encourage me to "keep at it" and tell me "I'll get there soon"!

Why does no-one ever say "congratulations on finishing" after you've run the mile?