We all know of the hilarious South Park episode about them, but even without South Park, they are almost unanimously viewed as unattractive, to the point they cannot donate sperm, no matter how fantastic the rest of their genetic profile is (seriously, I looked into sperm donation and being non-ginger was one of the mandatory requirements). I feel really bad for them. It's not their fault.
Anyone else feel sorry for them? Any gingers here care to share their experience living in this world?
I am and love being a ginger. Although I'm married now, from the age of 17-28, I banged 17 girls that I wanted to sleep with and could banged 25+ had I really worked the opportunities. I know those aren't large numbers, but point being, I've never had a tough time getting girls. In fact, I find that there are lots of girls who specifically love being with gingers and catered to those opportunites.
You can feel sorry for me all you want, but I have had my share of muff and have a smoking hot wife to boot.
Being a ginger rocks
Nope. Being a ginger is no big deal. And if they feel bad about it, they can easily color their hair.
Ginger101 wrote:
I am and love being a ginger. Although I'm married now, from the age of 17-28, I banged 17 girls that I wanted to sleep with and could banged 25+ had I really worked the opportunities. I know those aren't large numbers, but point being, I've never had a tough time getting girls. In fact, I find that there are lots of girls who specifically love being with gingers and catered to those opportunites.
You can feel sorry for me all you want, but I have had my share of muff and have a smoking hot wife to boot.
Being a ginger rocks
right, you are a ginger rock star married to a hot wife, yet you are sitting in front of the computer responding to a highly-specific thread within 30 minutes and dreaming about all the pigs you banged in college.
ginger < short < bald
The only way you can be a sperm donor is to have a phd and make at least 100,000 a year, among other genetically irrelevant things. Most sperm donors are fat, weak, bald, genetically inferior slobs who happen to have money and education, and the women who buy their sperm are fools and should have their tubes tied before they can degrade the human gene pool any further.
As for red hair, do you know how red hair got to Ireland and Scotland, it got there from the Nordic lands. Tall, powerful Nordic men with fiery red beards, and occasionally red hair, sailed boldly to the British isles, sword in hand, axes raised mightily, and conquered pretty much the whole place, taking all the women and infusing the British gene pool with red headed DNA.
The gene for red hair is also the gene for berserk. That is why berserk is called the red rage. Men with red beards are thus superior to all other men and eventually everyone will have red hair.
I don't feel sorry for them at all. If you genuinely have confidence with what you have, then it shouldn't really matter if you're ginger, short, etc. However, you should not be ginger and obese. No one can overcome that.
Ginger101 wrote:
I am and love being a ginger. Although I'm married now, from the age of 17-28, I banged 17 girls that I wanted to sleep with and could banged 25+ had I really worked the opportunities. I know those aren't large numbers, but point being, I've never had a tough time getting girls. In fact, I find that there are lots of girls who specifically love being with gingers and catered to those opportunites.
You can feel sorry for me all you want, but I have had my share of muff and have a smoking hot wife to boot.
Being a ginger rocks
Women love a sense of humor. This made me laugh.
