Yes the article on the front page says what we all know:
http://news.scotsman.com/features.cfm?id=814602004
Women should be having sex prior to their races. Not only are they making their man happy but they are helping themselves run faster.
Yes the article on the front page says what we all know:
http://news.scotsman.com/features.cfm?id=814602004
Women should be having sex prior to their races. Not only are they making their man happy but they are helping themselves run faster.
interesting theory, I should try it out...the only problem is that it apparently affects guys negatively (or so I've heard) so gotta make sure he's not racing the next day too!
I have experimented with sex before 4 different marathons, and they all went poorly (the marathons that is, not the sex).
This year I had a "Jason Groupie," a nice Japanese girl I met the previous month who just insisted on coming to cheer for me at Nagano, with me in the room for 3 nights before the Nagano Marathon, and by the time of the race, my legs were quite wobbily, no energy.
jason
another excuse? u r never short of those!
JasonInSwitzerland wrote:
I have experimented with sex before 4 different marathons, and they all went poorly (the marathons that is, not the sex).
This year I had a "Jason Groupie," a nice Japanese girl I met the previous month who just insisted on coming to cheer for me at Nagano, with me in the room for 3 nights before the Nagano Marathon, and by the time of the race, my legs were quite wobbily, no energy.
jason
Hey, he could have had a worse excuse. At least the man got some.
My last girlfriend was a pretty good middle distance runner. We'd do the dance before races, it never seemed to affect her, whether or not they made her faster, I dunno, I wasn't really going to demand a scientific investigation.
I believe it negatively affects men to have an orgasm within 48 hours of a big race. Possibly it's that male energy that the women are stealing away and using in their races?! Of course homosexuality is the answer here guys. The first guy gives the other guy his energy, and then the other guy gives it on back. Homosexuality for the sake of having a good race, hmmmm.
"The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it." Casey Stengel
So theoretically women don't have to look nearly as hard to find a partner, thus tiring themselves out less.
All men want to do when they have sex anyway is roll over and go to sleep so I can't see sex being that beneficial to them before a big race. Plus they are actually releasing something which can take some energy (i guess?) All I know is that sex before races or workouts for me has been pretty successful. I don't know if it's because you're already semi warmed up yet you have a relaxed frame of mind or what. All I know is that it helps.
Make a date with the palm sisters and be done with it. Forget about staying up all night looking for less than perfect sex when the solution is in your own hands.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
after sex guy are generally tired because of the release of testosteron....girls on the other hand generally gain more energy right after sex because their sexual energy does not leave them as it does guys, which is why they want to cuddle, because they can't sleep.....thats the only part that sucks for the guy
I see your point... it's not that I don't love women, Jack, it's just that I deny them my precious bodily fluid.
If I had sex with a distance girl before her race she would get dead last and have a seasons worst performance... on the account that I am hung like a pole vault pole.
My wife drank beer all the way down to Bix this year. After we got there we had sex several times before hitting the street fair. Went to dinner Friday on the river front. She was drinking beer and shots of Tequila there with the group before we went back to the Radison for more Tequila and more sex.
The next morning, after a quickie, she ran 1 minute faster than she was shooting for and took 7th in her age group.
What a woman!
What a weekend!
JasonInSwitzerland wrote:
I have experimented with sex before 4 different marathons, and they all went poorly (the marathons that is, not the sex).
This year I had a "Jason Groupie," a nice Japanese girl I met the previous month who just insisted on coming to cheer for me at Nagano, with me in the room for 3 nights before the Nagano Marathon, and by the time of the race, my legs were quite wobbily, no energy.
jason
I bet the bitch whore stole your EPO stash. Dontcha hate it when that happens.