Fight with 170 lb chimpanzee, minimum weapon you need to make fight even

Spoon. Eyeballs

Depends if knows karate or not.

Not even close. If it is charging, a double barreled 12 gauge shotgun would probably be pretty even

Strong steel cage.

The chimp would need some sort of blunt object, maybe a knife. Anything less and hes in trouble

Zorgaff wrote:

Not even close. If it is charging, a double barreled 12 gauge shotgun would probably be pretty even

We have a winnah!

Chimps are insanely strong. He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.

A banana?

Nope, man takes out chimp 8 out of 10 times with 12 gauge. Unless is a surprise charge but we assume both man and chimp know a fight is on.

Zorgaff wrote:

Not even close. If it is charging, a double barreled 12 gauge shotgun would probably be pretty even

The chimp wins easily. He doesn't have the ability to reason. He will fight to the death. I wouldn't use a bat as he will rip it from you and use against you. Best bet is a knife or gun. He won't understand the value of the sharp knife as it is not in his relm of cognition.

A banana.

Peel it quickly, throw the fruit onto the ground with the peel between the ape and the prize. Distracted simian slips on said peel, breaks neck and suffers a fatal concussion.

Barring that, a PzKmpfWg Mark V, at the very least.

http://www.warbirdphotographs.com/ATC/ATC-GermanPantherA-1.jpg

Have fun being mauled.

Kinison lives wrote:

bring a black guy with you, they will have sex and both die of Aids.

Close, I'd say a machete. The Ape can't grab onto it will and a slash or two and the ape is incapacitated.

Africans in Africa use machetes on Chimps and Gorillas, pretty successfully I might add.

F***ing tank. I would take no chances with one of those animals. They only go for the balls and face. If you came at it with a knife it would tear your arm off like nothing.

A lightsaber would make quick work of an ape.

hopeforhumans wrote:

F***ing tank. I would take no chances with one of those animals. They only go for the balls and face. If you came at it with a knife it would tear your arm off like nothing.

"Barring that, a PzKmpfWg Mark V, at the very least."

fully auto M4 with a nice optic on top with a large capacity magazine or drum loaded with 5.56, short 12 gauge for closer distance, large knife and brass knuckles, and a grenade incase there is no choice but to kill us both

Gimme a Hatori Hanzo and that chimp will be missing the top half of his skull with 1 swing.

BRAIN. You geniuses have no chance :)

Beer and Banana Summit. Reason, talk, communicate. Why the anger?