Defining hobby jogger for urban dictionary

Someone who thinks finishing a (5k?)(10k?)(half?)marathon is an accomplishment, no matter how fast they ran.

My thought is that we should have golf carts for people to watch the future.

"The Letsrun.com equivalent to 4chan's "newfag". Generally used by has-been high school stars with their blazing 16 minute 5k PR of which they haven't come within 3 minutes of in the last 5 years.

Example: Hobbyjogger: Hey guys, I just broke 19 minutes for a 5k!

Nearly-Elite LRC Go-hard: GTFO u stoopid hobbyjogger"

Everyone just go to urbandictionary and press the thumbs-up thing.

One who spends more time dressing for a race than training for a race.

visor and oakley's

local cyclery store singlet

split shorts

25 pounds overweight

23:59

3rd place in the 40-45 age group

pissed because they were only handing out medals 2 deep into each age group.

Hobby jogger (noun)- a relative term coined on the assanine website LetsRun referencing a person who doesn't live up to the standards the individual douchebags on said LetsRun believe a true runner should live up to.

Someone who doesn't do speedwork...

Hobby Jogger: A psuedo-runner barely capable of moving faster than walking pace while keeping one foot off the ground at all times.

Water Belt...that is all.

Pseudo Runner wrote:

Hobby Jogger: A psuedo-runner barely capable of moving faster than walking pace while keeping one foot off the ground at all times.

This.

Hobbyjogger- someone who runs road race distances without a specific time goal and with the sole goal of finishing a particular road race distance

Use in sentence:

Joe: I completed my first marathon off Jeff Galloway's 25mpw program with special walk breaks.

Jim: you're such a hobbyjogger. Maybe if you visited letsrun.com and read some John Kellogg or Renato Canova youd get a friggin clue on how to train like a real runner!

sold2u wrote:

Someone who doesn't do speedwork...

^^

This

Define "speedwork".

Everyone slower than me is a hobby jogger.

bangalangadanga wrote:

visor and oakley's

local cyclery store singlet

split shorts

25 pounds overweight

23:59

3rd place in the 40-45 age group

pissed because they were only handing out medals 2 deep into each age group.

Wooooo I know those types

uratool wrote:

Define "speedwork".

No definition needed. Hobbyjoggers don't do speedwork, so what type of speedwork is not important.

m runner wrote:

No definition needed. Hobbyjoggers don't do speedwork, so what type of speedwork is not important.

I've seen 27 minute 5k soccer moms on Runner's World talk about doing "speedwork."

Hobby jogger: (noun) 1. A person who habitually performs the motions of running over extended periods, but rarely exceeds walking speed of 5-7 kph; 2. Derogatory term which implies comparatively low speed, experience, and/or motivation of a runner relative to another runner.

uratool wrote:

Define "speedwork".

m runner wrote:

No definition needed. Hobbyjoggers don't do speedwork, so what type of speedwork is not important.

I didn't ask "what type".