Things people brag about that are unique to Letsrun.

There proficencency in english grammer and speling.

Odd waist x inseam sizing on their jeans.

"Hey guys, I am a 16"x75" and I just cannot seem to find my size in jeans. Can you help?

Yeah, that one is good.

Another one, maybe too obvious: How slow their 400 PR is in relation to their longer races.

high IQ, member of Mensa?

Barista once talked to them at Starbucks.

How crazy their doctor, professor, or someone high up thinks they are for putting in X amount of miles.

add SAT/GRE/LSAT/MCAT scores

You'd think median here is 99.7% percentile in test scores with sub 4:10 mile AND sub 2:18 marathon speed.

How shitty the weather is where they live.

"It's really hot in the Midwest this summer!"

"You think that's bad? Try moving to Louisiana!"

"Hey, you guys are all pussies, try moving to Kingston, Jamaica!"

And the same for cold temperatures in the winter. There are threads solely reserved for people attempting to one-up each other about the weather.

"How low their resting heart rate is"

Being asked by medical personell if they're ok after having pulse taken.

Absolutely the number one thing is the difficulty of conditions during their PR.

"It was 100 degrees, hurricane force winds, pouring rain, and there were atomic grizzly bears on the back stretch. My 4:30 has to be worth at least 4:10."

OCD it to death wrote:

Absolutely the number one thing is the difficulty of conditions during their PR.

"It was 100 degrees, hurricane force winds, pouring rain, and there were atomic grizzly bears on the back stretch. My 4:30 has to be worth at least 4:10."

I heard about a guy who ran 30:00 for the 10k backwards, while giving a lecture on rocket science and doing his taxes in Chinese. That's worth at least 29:00.

Grill Vogel wrote:

Besides obvious things, such as 5k PR/mileage/crazy workouts. Let's start a list:

How young they were when they graduated high school

How low their resting heart rate is

How many miles they can get out of a pair of shoes (flats, usually)

Drinking beer/running miles concurrently

Refusing to listen to music while running

haha, I fit right into all of these (except the beer one).

How they ran fast PRs off of average/no talent.

"I'm a totally average guy--really not built for the sport at all. I'm built more like a linebacker than a runner and if I stopped training seriously for a few months I'd get back to my body's natural weight of 235lbs in no time. When I was running 35mpw, I was a 54 minute 5K guy. Anyway, after years of hard mileage, I was able to run 14:20 for my college team."

Being non-african.

How accurate their distance-running-equivalent-performance calculator is.

Grill Vogel wrote:

How low their resting heart rate is

How much lower their resting HR is compared to their age.

Apparently how much they can leg press 20 years after doing creatine.

Being the momentary object of some girl's attention.

A typical post might go as follows:

"hey guys, a random girl looked at me for a split second today! Do you think she wants to have my child? "

How about their ability to juggle multiple things at once without sacrificing anything. You know, something like...

I'm a father of 4 young kids, work 60 hours a week while working towards my PhD. I volunteer at the local animal shelter and taking lessons to learn Mandarin on the side....and I still have time to run 120 miles per week and sleep 10 hours a night. And I don't even have it that bad.