Wearing Vibram Five Fingers at a wedding tomorrow

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Do we know why they are called Five Fingers and not Five Toes? I am curious but not so curious as to google it.

just go with the nike frees

Would it still look classy? No, it never looked classy in the first place. Respect your friend and wear dress shoes.

Sure go ahead and wear them by all means. Everyone will surely be impressed by this bold move.

I think that it will create some discussion at the reception. Maybe a way to meet a girl.

Admiral Akbar wrote:

just go with the nike frees

+1 for the reference

You will look like the biggest douche in the world.

I guess they'll go with your monkey suit.

Maybe you should wear a gorilla mask while you're at it.

Don't do it.

I wore white Asics to my friend's wedding (he was former XC/track teammate) and feel embarrassed of it now.

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You must be a retard to ask such a stupid question--wear them to the wedding because you will look like an idiot--are you that hungry for attention?

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Would it be silly of me to wear my five fingers to my best friend's wedding tomorrow? I am in the wedding, the best man. So I'm sure a lot of people will see me standing up there in a suit along with my favorite pair of vibrams. Would it still look classy? Or plain silly? I never really take them off to wear other shoes. Thoughts?

Sure. After all, it's your day, not his.

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It would be silly to wear the five fingers at any time, for any reason. Unless you wore them as you walked into a vat of acid, dissolving both them and you, as a way to end your stupid, trendy life.

You will look like the tool bag that you are.

Let us know if the bridesmaid likes five fingers

You'll look as gay as everyone else wearing them. Go for it.

Tear the sleeves off your tux, and wear them with arm warmers for a true classy look.