Predict LetsRun's April Fool's Day homepage headlines

Webb Leaves Salazar

Ryan Hall Renounces Jesus

USATF Officials Admit They Have No Idea What They're Doing

Researchers Identify Direct Link Between Lets Run Message Board Use & Premature Ejaculation

Webb goes back to Salazar - NYC Marathon in the Fall.

Webb Improves.

Briney Improves.

Hall Improves.

Magness Improves.

solinsky, teg wheating and webb defect to bahrain.

symonds and flanagan defect to qatar.

eliud kipchoge running carlsbad 5k on sunday.

Brian Sell buys a cryosauna.

Kara Goucher believes she has a chance in Boston this year.

LetsRun.com Begins Transition to Pay-to-Post Membership-Only Forum

Letsrun.com is Journalism.

Ryan Hall, after the laurel wreath is placed upon his head after winning the Boston Marathon says, "Much like Jesus who wore a laurel wreath during his crucifixion, I feel such a connection to God right now"

Kip Litton run legitimate 2:45 marathon without cheating.

Nickelback to play opening ceremonies in London 2012! Smirnoff Ice to be official drink sponsor. Epic bros, epic.

Alan Webb Wins!

Flagpole vows to remain on topic-No more meandering, self absorbed digressions.

I predict the headlines will be foolish and not amusing, as per usual.

Sagarin develops sense of humor.

Dean Karnazes aborts cross-country run...claims aliens made him do it.

Obama tells Ghaddafi it was all a joke.

Flagpole unveiled....he's Warren Buffett!

Lydiard training causes cancer.

Webb buys suit from Men's Warehouse and moves to the mecca of all things running: DC.

Bolt thins he can move up and win the 1500 by 2012 Olympics

Lance admits to doping

Gebrselassie retires

Webb following the Ryan Hall route, self-coaching, running alone in the wilderness, growing a beard

Obama produces his authentic birth certificate, for real, and it doesn't say he's caucasian or Muslim.