Winning!
Tiger blood!
i win here, i win there!
i was banging 7 gram rocks!
THAT's how i roll!
you can't process me with a normal brain!
i'm tired of pretending i'm not special!
ADONIS DNA!!
Duh, WINNING!
Bi-winning!
i'm underpaid right now!
SCOREBOARD!
rock star from mars!
other suggestions welcome.
ps: i will already have 2 SmIces lined up at the finish line. one for me, and one to ice the next bro who dares to cross.
What 5K you running? I want to yell one of those when I pass you.
when you pass me walking out of your mom's room in the morning?
in that instance, i'd recommend you go for "Adonis DNA!"
No, when your mom comes to comfort you after being blown away.
Win the 5K, then run the course again and yell "I'M BI-WINNING" when you finish the 10K.
i'm tired of pretending i'm not special!
no, after your mom cums after i pass you up. winning
You guys love older women!
You missed the best one:
"I'm an F-18, bro!"
You can say that you're "on a drug called Charlie Sheen."
I have no idea is this 5K you are running is sanctioned by anybody or not, but I double checked the IAAF website and "Charlie Sheen" is not on the banned substances list, so they cannot disqualify you for being on this drug.
julzz wrote:
You can say that you're "on a drug called Charlie Sheen."
Gobble, gobble, motherf'ers!!!
DEFINITELY tiger blood.
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee
i think the above fits the best
Narlington Virginia!!
Winning! Duh!
Zvika wrote:
You missed the best one:
"I'm an F-18, bro!"
F-18, bro. In internet-speak this means Female, 18 year old, who happens to be a male (bro). In other words, a transvestite.
haywood jablome biotch
i am haywood jablome and i approved this message
How come my life is one long wild party but my show is boring as feck?
F-18 is a fighter jet, you stupid teenage club-rat.
