Embarrassing moment--Shorts with no liner

wear those tight leg things underneath (I don't know what they're called, I don't wear them.)

Copngratulations Mr Floppy. You have to take advantage of this. Those 2 girls will be fighting each other to go out with you. Don't mess this up.

Good point. I didn't have any but should have thought about borrowing from a teammate. I didn't notice until I put them on close to race time.

Were you junktastic like these guys?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/why%20men%20should%20not%20wear%20red%20cycling%20shorts/twiggjlm/redshorts.jpg

Pics?

If you feel the need to expose yourself in public and then tell us about it then we want you. The US Navy is a Great Way of Life. We have real men. And do I mean real men.

0/10

You wiped out on the first lap.

Haha, oh my God, that picture is insane.

But seriously, switch schools? Quit overreacting. Just forget about it, and if anyone brings it up, have a sense of humor and laugh about it.

if you've got the goods then those ladies will be all over you

This reminds me something that happened several years ago during a Mud Run.

I ran with a lady friend. She wanted me to help her through the obstacle course. We wore camo pants and shirts, because that's what you do in a Mud Run.

We got a 6 foot wall and she asked me to boost her over. I lifer her up and she as she tossed one leg over the wall her pants split from the crotch top the back.

Suddenly, over 200 guys, mostly young military, cheered. I wasn't sure why the sudden cheering.

Well, after climbing over the wall and continuing the run with her. I noticed she was blushing. I asked her if she was feeling okay and she said she was embarrassed. She wasn't warning anything under the cammy pants. She had spread eagled over 200 guys. That's why they were cheering.

Pics bro, Pics!!

it happens. like when georgie clark crapped and brown shit rolled down her legs at a road race.

I witnessed an indoor mile last year where a kid's nut sack was hanging out of his shorts for 3/4 of the race. Everyone in the fieldhouse noticed but him I guess. As bad as it sounds I wish i had pictures. Do your balls hang low...

do you ever notice that you don't here girls/women/ladies talking about seeing your packages? they aren't that interested. young guys talking about their packages is real common among young guys like they get some homoerotic pleasure from talking about their "parts" to other guys. just an observation.

This happened to a high school teammate running 200m. It happened to make it in the local newspaper. I don't know if it was worse for the runner or the photographer/writer/editor who was responsible for the kids sack showing up in the newspaper.

lol!

You actually have to have a huge pair for them to be exposed like that.

The shorts are usually 9-10 inches FYI.

Be proud dangit!

Anyone know that college where the whole men's team tried to pull this shit?

I don't think I've raced in 9" shorts since maybe middle school.

This happened to my once with shorts with a liner, I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but I guess I made it a few laps before someone pointed it out to me as I ran by. It wasn't a big deal, we all just joked about it.

Sue your coach for sexual harassment.