I was starting my morning run morning slowly. I always run my first mile super super slow before picking it up. Anyways a group of around 8 mountain bikers (all dressed up like professional cyclists) come riding up behind me. One of them tells the others they better pass me now before the single track so they dont get stuck behind my slow ass. I chuckled and let them pass.
The first 2 miles only gains like 800 ft but effortlessly passed all of them, then it flattened out for a mile and a half and I stop to let them go. As soon as we hit the next climb I left them in the dust and never saw them again.
It was only an 8.5 mile run but it was hilarious. I was dressed like a bum in Reebok shorts and no shirt. Anyways they looked like the part but they were chumps.
The lesson here is.....dont talk trash about getting stuck behind a slow ass runner if you suck at riding.
