Hi,
Guys - which do you consider hotter for girl runners at your school/college, bun huggers or shorts?
Hi,
Guys - which do you consider hotter for girl runners at your school/college, bun huggers or shorts?
shorts. Few chicks can pull off the hugger thing; those that do do it well, those that don't, well.... - yech.
First of all, this will be square, but quite honestly, if they're racing, I'm not doing a fashion critique.
That being said, I like the bun huggers. Plus, I've heard that they can serve for underwear in the event of a clean laundry shortage.
Buns!
With the right caboose it doesn't really matter. I likem both. Gotta have good muscle tone.
Please don't allow Chandra in huggers
Compromise and go for the short half-tights that BYU women wear. Much better than buns. I think shorts or short tights is the way to go.
g-strings
Why not have them run nude? Embarrasing? Shocking? Not really. Think about the Muslim reaction to Hassiba Boulmerka running in the Olympics without wearing that ridiculous cloak and veil. They were horrified at first that Boulmerka not only revealed her face in public, but some leg flesh as well. But what did Boulmerka do? Only went out and jolly well won the gold medal, that's all. So, you see, running with fewer clothes on can actually pay off! In fact, the gradual trend has been toward tighter fitting, smaller pieces of running attire. Why not just take the next logical step and strip the girlies completely down to their splendid nakedness? In time, we'd all come to accept it as common practice that chicks race in the buff. Well, they'd probably need some spikes and maybe a bra of some sort for comfort, but definitely make it a see-through.
Think of the positives. They'd almost certainly run faster the less they wore. And they'd trim down their laundry chores. Come on, work with me here, fellow pigs.
Sexist Pig wrote:
Think of the positives. They'd almost certainly run faster the less they wore. And they'd trim down their laundry chores.
Good points. But trying to convince them of that is going to be tough.
There are some girls that I think should keep their clothes on. Perhaps male judges could decide prior to a race who has to strip and who has to wear clothes during the event. Or, to make it interesting teams could be formed - like skins vs shorts. Since the girls in the buff (the best looking and most likely better runners) they will most often win. But that will be great incentive for the clothed girls to run better. Result: competition. This is just what female American running programs need to improve the quality of runners!
Now, to get some sponsors...