This is just sad wrote:
I was talking to the parents of one of my kids today, this is the kids third year but they haven't exactly been too involved. I said something along the lines of "So our meet this weekend is at ______ Park, in _______ should be a fast course." And they literally said "Great. Is it just me, or does it seem like all your track meets are at parks and stuff in the fall?"
Facepalm.
That's not really stupid, just very ignorant. Pretty funny though.
My mom has probably said more stupid things to me than everyone else combined.
"Is your internet working? 'cause the screen on the office computer is blue."
"HAVE YOU SEEN THE PASTA STRAINER?!?!?!"
"No."
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT?!?!?!" (as if I regularly play with pasta strainers or something)
"You just mean the big green bowl with holes in it, right?
"NO, THE ONE WITH THE HOLES IN IT!!!" (She was dead serious)
"What's that for?"
"It's a racing singlet."
"Yeah, but what's it for?"
"Wearing in races"
"But what do you do with it?" (This, when I was a freshman in college and had been racing since 7th grade).
??????
"Just pray to God and everything will be alright"