"Hey. How's it going? Cool. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. The comeback is on the comeback is on. I'm feeling good. Excited about racing again. Um. Yeah I think I want to open up with like a 5K maybe like in late July. Um yeah there is money on the line, money on the line. Now, it's no Brussels or Zurich or anything. Um, it is in the US. Um, probably going to be some big names. A fast race. No, no, no, not on the track. On the road. On the road. (...Something about Galen coming too but he is busy doing a promo video...) Oh it's called the Bowerman AC 5K. It is on the 25th. It is at night too. At 7. Perfect conditions."
I appreciate sarcasm and a good practical joke, but if you read what he actually said then you might understand why a lot of people, including myself, thought he was going to race. I think most of us knew the video of him talking to Alberto was a joke or staged, but we were fooled into thinking this was his informal way of coming back onto the scene after a long layoff.
Oh well, there is a new AW on the scene that is going to make Webb his b!t(h for the next couple of years!!!