Surely the apocalypse befalls us:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,58652,00.html
While of the subject of malicious litigation, maybe we can put together our own class action lawsuit, for inherent pain and suffering endured re: training to keep off the excess baggage created by whoppers and taco supremes and big macs (citing said line in Once a Runner as crucial evidence).