Hall of Fame HS coach:
"Son, quit being such a baby. I'd put you in a bag full of titties and you'd come out suckin your thumb"
Hall of Fame HS coach:
"Son, quit being such a baby. I'd put you in a bag full of titties and you'd come out suckin your thumb"
Not only is that not funny, it doesn't even make sense.
the Dartmouth rowing coach once, perhaps frustrated by some tea-bagging, shouted with his megaphone over the completely silent Connecticut River g"@d#ammit ROW LIKE THE F&^%&ING EAST GERMANS!"
It became the team's motto for years, shortened to RLTFEG!
fghj wrote:
the Dartmouth rowing coach once, perhaps frustrated by some tea-bagging, shouted with his megaphone over the completely silent Connecticut River g"@d#ammit ROW LIKE THE F&^%&ING EAST GERMANS!"
It became the team's motto for years, shortened to RLTFEG!
Were they tea-bagging or sand-bagging? Two totally different things.
The old lady in that car looks like my wife..... it is my wife!
Sev at US nationals in 2005 after men's 1500 trials went out at a pedestrian pace following a good women's race..."The women are the only ones with any balls around here."
College coach, before XC race:
"Someone's gotta finish last in this race, I hope it's not one of you guys."
I overheard a coach yell at a HS athlete as he ran by in the final stages of a race: "KILL YOURSELF!" Probably not a literal command, but pretty damn funny.
I was in the can before practice taking a dump and team was waiting on me. coach pops his head in and yells "cut it short and wipe deep, Stache, we gotta go!"
After I told the coach I ran a 15 miler over the weekend (the day before a hard hill workout) he said to a teammate, "hey johnston if you here something that sounds like a shot put hitting the ground its just fuzznut's balls!" This coach said something legendary every practice.
whoops "hear" not here...
Talent is like a guy with a big dick in the locker room.
It doesn't mean anything if you don't use it.
Coach Cook wrote:
Talent is like a guy with a big dick in the locker room.
It doesn't mean anything if you don't use it.
Huh?
You're supposed to use it in the locker roon.
Try: "It doesn't mean anything if you CAN'T use it.
Geez, what a faggy numbnuts you are...
You are running the 400.
nah, you don't go knockin on trees thinkin they're doors
"Back in my day a playstation was a pair of pants with the pockets cut out"
You’re a thief, you’re stealing money..To a guy who had a full ride with credentials of 47 low for 400m out of high school but never broke 51 for the next two seasons and had to quit.
"i don't have to worry about you guys drawing any more 3 foot penises do i?"
My Coach: "The 800 guys are doing 4 400's, sub-60 with 3 minutes rest."
Kid of my team: "So we have to run all of them sub-60?"
My Coach: "If you don't, we'll cut your pen1s off."