What does it feel like to get kicked in the balls?
What does it feel like to get kicked in the balls?
Shove a pinecone up your vagina. Not the same but I'm sure it will hurt.
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prissy missy wrote:
What does it feel like to get kicked in the balls?
Bad.
A severe feeling of nausea in your lower stomach
Did manswers tell you that one? Sure it hurts your stomach, but thats an after shock. Your frikin BALLS hurt BAD.
wrongOOOOOOOOOOOO wrote:
Did manswers tell you that one? Sure it hurts your stomach, but thats an after shock. Your frikin BALLS hurt BAD.
Sorry buddy, unless you are talking about after someone thumps you in the balls, or whatever it is you and your friends do together, you are wrong.
Your lower stomach hurts. Sometimes all the way down deep into your naval. You get nauseated.
There is simply no pain that is similar to getting kicked in the balls, except getting maybe getting one of your organs squeezed, but iv never had one of my organs squeezed so i can't say.
Symptoms of a Ball kicking:
Right after the kick it is sever pain lasting for a little while. Then it turns to intense nausea almost to the point of vomiting.
Think about the pain of child birth, then multiply it a hundred thousand fold, and you will understand but a small fraction of the pain of a hard ball kicking.
I feel like I've had the wind knocked out of me, and I can't stand up...and then the deep, abdominal pain that others have mentioned also. It usually lasts from 1-5 minutes that I can remember. It's been a long time since I've taken one to the nuts.
wrongOOOOOOOOOOOO wrote:
Did manswers tell you that one? Sure it hurts your stomach, but thats an after shock. Your frikin BALLS hurt BAD.
Sorry, this thread is for those who have hit puberty only.
One must possess a pair of testicles in order to answer your question. Go ask real men- like perhaps wrestlers, weight lifters or football players.
I think I can imagine the first half of the experience. OP, imagine getting beamed in the boob hard with a tennis ball the week before your period when your boob's really tender anyway.
As for the lingering stomach pain and nausea the guys speak of, I'm guessing that can be likened to menstrual cramps.
Ever seen a woman doubled over and fall into the fetal position on the floor due to a boob beaning?Picture in your mind how I looked after my wife got done with me.
Mrs. M wrote:
I think I can imagine the first half of the experience. OP, imagine getting beamed in the boob hard with a tennis ball the week before your period when your boob's really tender anyway.
As for the lingering stomach pain and nausea the guys speak of, I'm guessing that can be likened to menstrual cramps.
Eliot Spitzinher wrote:
Ever seen a woman doubled over and fall into the fetal position on the floor due to a boob beaning?
Picture in your mind how I looked after my wife got done with me.
Mrs. M wrote:I think I can imagine the first half of the experience. OP, imagine getting beamed in the boob hard with a tennis ball the week before your period when your boob's really tender anyway.
As for the lingering stomach pain and nausea the guys speak of, I'm guessing that can be likened to menstrual cramps.
and never seen a girl curled over puking from menstrual cramps either, although i have once pissed blood after a hard boot to the nuts (in a soccer game) which i guess thats similar to female's however that is not suppossed to happen...
so i'd say its more like this...
having an instant fever of 105 degrees, and getting beemed in the boob with a sledgehammer.
I got the boob beaming in 8th grade - I was doubled over. Still feel pain there pre-period. I've always said if I get breast cancer, it'll be where I got beamed.
And as of late, I have felt nauseous and doubled over from cramps.
I'm not saying I've experienced both at the same time however. Clearly a jolt to the nuts is worse - I'm just trying to help the OP imagine....
gets kicked all the time wrote:
wrongOOOOOOOOOOOO wrote:Did manswers tell you that one? Sure it hurts your stomach, but thats an after shock. Your frikin BALLS hurt BAD.
Sorry buddy, unless you are talking about after someone thumps you in the balls, or whatever it is you and your friends do together, you are wrong.
Your lower stomach hurts. Sometimes all the way down deep into your naval. You get nauseated.
I can only imagine the kind of person you must be to have been kicked in the balls so much -- and to know this too well...
'Stache Town: I can only imagine the kind of person you must be to have been kicked in the balls so much
Heh, indeed reading this thread I'm wondering, am I the only guy here who hasn't been kicked in the balls since childhood? What's up with all you habitual kickees - do you shoe horses, artificially inseminate cows, or what?
Having watched each of my brothers experience testicle incidents as young men, I'm thinking menstrual cramps are a walk in the park in comparison. I'll even say childbirth didn't leave me as wrung out as they looked after the ballwhackings.
Both were injured in soccer games BTW.
Don't ever do that to a guy. don't even think about it. Don't joke about it, ever, w/ a guy. too painful for words.