So I was going Wikipedia's list of American long-distance runners (I'm bored) and I found this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Dorn
Some funny quotes:
"On the track his senior year, Dorn set a Chattanooga Christian School record for 800 m when he ran 2:03. That record stands today."
"In 2005, his sophomore year of college, at the NAIA Region XIII Cross Country Championship meet in Rome, GA, Dorn finished in 26th place, 3rd place finisher for Lee University, when he ran 32:15 for 8000 m. "
"The 2009 track and field season, his final semester of collegiate eligibility, brought about many frustrations for Dorn as he repeatedly posted abysmal results. After running 4:55 and 9:42 for one mile and 3000 m indoors, coach Rodney Stoker elected to end Dorn's season, and his college career ended in disappointment."
" In his first race as a Team Fast Break runner, Dorn finished in third place at the Gateway Bank & Trust 5k road race in Ringgold, GA when he ran 16:27 on March 20, 2010."
And so on...
lol