My brother and I got her Surf (Lobstah...as we pronounce it up here) and Turf (steak...Delmonico) flowers and a gift
card to the place where She gets her hair done.
How 'bout you?
My brother and I got her Surf (Lobstah...as we pronounce it up here) and Turf (steak...Delmonico) flowers and a gift
card to the place where She gets her hair done.
How 'bout you?
Flowers and a $100 coupon to the local spa where she can get the works: Massage, steam, pedicure and all.
I told my mom we could go anywhere she wanted. She asked me to decide between Olive Garden and Red Lobster. I quietly wept and said "Red Lobster". Realization that you are poor white trash is not fun.
I'm sure she was aiming at your level, not hers. Mothers tend to do that.
I called her and said, "Happy mother's day."
Nothing. RIP mom.
Visited her grave.
Gee, thanks, Debbie Downers.
I let her have some peace and quiet.
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You should have done it yourself, reaqlly would a 2 minute visit to your Dear Ole Greyhaired Mom be too much to ask?
Presented her with 2 tickets (1 for my mother, 1 for my father) for a cruise to Bermuda next month. Then I took them both out for dinner and sangria at a tapas bar.
Gastronicus wrote:
Flowers and a $100 coupon to the local spa where she can get the works: Massage, steam, pedicure and all.
...Happy ending?
Well, I couldn't afford to buy her anything... Since I didn't have such a great race when she was visiting last weekend, I broke the steeple school record yesterday. I know it sounds like a lame gift, but she was really happy that I'm finally running well after a lot of illness and injury.