Finish this sentence: You shouldn't be on LetsRun unless you...

Have a girlfriend

Oh wait there goes 99.9999999% of the board

...can spell.

...have finished your homework.

jf wrote:

are over 40 years old

How are we supposed to make reality out of dreams that died decades ago?

are a real man.

Haved moved out of your parents house permanently. ( That means dorms and campus apartments paid for by your parents don't count)

Have a job, have been with member of the opposite sex. Named hands don't count.

Are old enough to endure the useless, inane babble by flagpole.

have finished trolling on fertilityfriend.com

You shouldn't be on letsrun if you're any of the following:

1. Trolling

2. Not interested in the competitive side of the sport

3. Not running at least 5-6 days/wk and/or at least 35mpw

Other than that no problem with being on letsrun

Have a Phd in running and can provide no less than 5 written recommendations.

drool incessantly.

insist your 5k time is 30 seconds faster than it actually is.

jf wrote:

have run sub 15 5k (if a guy)

have run sub 18:30 5k (if a girl)

You allow a 3 and a half minute handicap for girls? Looks like someone is desperate.

Krayzelburg wrote:

Have a Phd in running and can provide no less than 5 written recommendations.

No fewer than ...

Nutella1 wrote:

jf wrote:

have run sub 15 5k (if a guy)

have run sub 18:30 5k (if a girl)

You allow a 3 and a half minute handicap for girls? Looks like someone is desperate.

I'm a girl

former streaker wrote:

jf wrote:

are over 40 years old

How are we supposed to make reality out of dreams that died decades ago?

Note that it doesn't specify running dreams, just dreams.

jf wrote:

Nutella1 wrote:

You allow a 3 and a half minute handicap for girls? Looks like someone is desperate.

I'm a girl

Ok, then it makes sense. Women always set higher standards for men then for themselves.

Ok, then it makes sense. Women always set higher standards for men then for themselves.

You mispeled "than". Didn't you read post #3? You're out. Don't come back.

another girl wrote:

You mispeled "than". Didn't you read post #3? You're out. Don't come back.

To me defense I must say that English is not my native language. Nonetheless: I'm out.

another girl wrote:

You mispeled "than". Didn't you read post #3? You're out. Don't come back.

Btw, you misspelled "misspelled". Muuahahhhaa.