ELITE RUNNERS

Most elite runners are probably out training.

Aguy... you don't know too many elite runners, eh? You can only train a few hours a day. And that counts running, drillsm stretching, icing, lifting. Add all that up, and you're looking at 3 hours. If you're running 2x a day, maybe 4 hours a day is spent on your conditioning. The rest of the day is spent sleeping, reading, watching tv, hanging out with friends, playing video games, surfing the internet, eating. Believe it or not... MANY even find time to work, god forbid, 20, 30, 40, 50 hour weeks! Running does not take all day, and if it is taking them all day, they're overtraining.

Michael

"hi, my name is '411 runner' and i am so nieve and stupid that i will believe anyone that says they are a particular person on this board"

do you really expect, bob kennedy, goucher, regina jacobs, etc, to post sumthin for your lame ass?

Wow, folks. I think we've done it again. We keep surprises ourselves and find even dumber people than ever thought of!

A lot of ppl on this board seem to think just because i say i am somebody it is true. Just because i post under the name gabe jennings, does NOT mean i am him (i think this lesson was taught on the 2nd day of kindergarten).

But if you insist on thinking this way... I am Paul Tergat, I have secretely been living down the street from you for 10 years now, and I want to run with you tomorrow morning. Put all your racing attire on at 3AM in the morning and take off for a 5mile all out tempo goin down the left side of our street, run as hard as you can, I will catch you at the 4.5mile marker.

I am here. I am not exactly an elite runner, but I am the fastest running porn star in America. I can go 14:30 for 5k WITH A HARD-ON.

I am Paavo Nurmi. If you will bust me out of the old folks home I will teach you all of my running secrets.

I'm here, you wusses!

Thank you for pointing out that the elites do not run 24/7. What I meant to say is that they probably have better things to do than trade insults with a bunch of internet nerds. Again, thank you.

We keep surprise sourselves with dumber people huh?

WOW..... wrote:

Wow, folks. I think we've done it again. We keep surprises ourselves and find even dumber people than ever thought of!

Internet nerds like yourself? Or were you referring to all those other people who spend much more time than you on this forum and much less time training.

A guy. wrote:

What I meant to say is that they probably have better things to do than trade insults with a bunch of internet nerds.

You talk like these people are God's (bob kennedy, goucher, regina jacobs)......why would they not post on this web site. You should find them and suck 'em all......

particular Regina (re: sucking them) bet she's got a big one

Hey Wow, I hope you are ok, with something wedged up you derriere so far, I'm worried for your health. From your writing, I gather you have been called a moron yourself before. Perhaps that is why you are so bitter. In response to your note, I thought it would be fun to throw that out there and see if anyone, either authentic or not, signed on to claim that they were an elite runner. Yeah, I figured some Nurmis and Prefontaines might sign in, but so what? I thought it would be fun, and so far, besides your sour little retort, it has been. For one, we have found a rising American porn star, at the very least you could thank me for that. And hey, who knows, maybe a Krum or a Broe or a Teter or anyone else may actually happen to see it and say something. I'm pretty sure they are just normal people that have heard of the internet too; they probably even occassionally read running related material on here. so, say they don't post, so what... say they do... cool. Either way, if you are looking for a moron in this thread, you ought not look further than your own poorly written post. Oh, and I would even venture to suggest, that it is jerks like you who would make it even more unlikely for an elite runner to post on here anyway. I thought it was pretty awesome that Kevin Sullivan said some things on here... maybe you missed those, because you were too busy looking for someone to call stupid. Oh, and the part you wrote about Tergat, that was actually pretty funny.

Check out Statman's thread. The All-Wejo Team doesn't even include the lurkers.

411 heres the link to Statmans thread

I'm an elite runner. After faking my death I've spent the last 2,492 years training for my return to running prominence, waiting for the Olympics to return to Athens. I would have raced in 1896 but Spiridon Louis heard about my return and hired someone to injure my leg a month before the games. I intend to win gold in 2004 with a sub 2 hour marathon.

A good number of elite runners read these boards, maybe half. However, roughly 15% of those elites who do in fact read these boards actually post here, mostly under pseudonyms.