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15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:30am EST

So it hit me this morning. The Post-Nuptial Shut-Off is in full force right now. 6 years after our wedding night, at 31 years old.

I have a very good-looking wife. I am a successful, good-looking guy. I know you do not believe this, but it is true. Whatever.

Anyway, this morning my wife had the worst gas, and was unapologetic about it. In addition, she didn't flush the toilet after she used it. I told her we needed to work on not being so gross and she just laughed at me. She hugged me and told me that she loved me no matter what. I said she better get her s**t together before valentines day if she wanted any of "this," and she laughed again and told me she just wanted to get a facial and hang out at home with the kids.

Groan.

Well, at least I get to see my two little kids every day, that is almost worth the Shut-Off. So there is still something to look forward to after sex becomes a chore!

15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:37am EST

re: They are blue

0/0

People don't marry now a days before the age of 35 yrs.

15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:40am EST

re: They are blue

Hey at least she wants a facial!

15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:42am EST

re: come on

come on wrote:
0/0
People don't marry now a days before the age of 35 yrs.

Oh yeah we do, believe me.

And to the next guy... No, not that kind of facial...

15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:49am EST

re: They are blue

come on wrote:0/0People don't marry now a days before the age of 35 yrs.[/quote]

They are blue wrote:
Oh yeah we do, believe me.
And to the next guy... No, not that kind of facial...

OK- then the assertion that you are a successful, good-looking guy with a very good-looking wife is false.

15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:56am EST

re: come on

come on wrote:
OK- then the assertion that you are a successful, good-looking guy with a very good-looking wife is false.

You can believe what you will, I am just trying to let others know that this is not a myth.

15 years ago 02/12/2010 9:57am EST

re: come on

come on wrote:
OK- then the assertion that you are a successful, good-looking guy with a very good-looking wife is false.

actually, it would be more likely that he is right. most attractive people (physically, emotionally, etc) are off the market at a young age. usually the weird ones are still hanging out at bars after 30. the good folks are picked over.

15 years ago 02/12/2010 10:00am EST

re: They are blue

" I am a successful, good-looking guy. I know you do not believe this, but it is true. Whatever."

I'm laughing my arse off at that one!

My fiance occasionally doesn't flush the toilet for whatever reason...gross.

15 years ago 02/12/2010 10:14am EST

re: They are blue

You, sir are a loser. As is every man who suffers from Post-Nuptial Shut-Off.

This has already been explained in gory detail in a previous thread.

Now please do not advertise your loserdom in these threads any more.

Thanks.

15 years ago 02/12/2010 12:17pm EST

re: Sorry but it must be said

Now please do not advertise your loserdom in these threads any more.

Coming on 25 years together... pun intended.

Thank G'darwin we're both runners; man I DO love a skinny wife! Sorry you are no longer attractive to yours...

15 years ago 02/12/2010 2:37pm EST

re: Scatmandu

Scatmandu wrote:
Now please do not advertise your loserdom in these threads any more.
Coming on 25 years together... pun intended.
Thank G'darwin we're both runners; man I DO love a skinny wife! Sorry you are no longer attractive to yours...

right my hormones are attracted to the big A- big thigh-and -wide hips kind-of gal

but

it's thin fit gals that are going to make through the tough times

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