How would he do?? With or without his wife chasing him with a 9-iron?
How would he do?? With or without his wife chasing him with a 9-iron?
Who is this Tiger Wood? That must suck for him to have a name so close to the legendary golfer Tiger Woods. Especially due to the fact that he is also having troubles with his wife.
Thanks, Gaylord. I did indeed mean Tiger Woods. So, what are your thoughts, aside from picking clever poster names?
These are stupid threads and I refuse to participate.
I'd say 22
5K will be the diamond size he will have to buy his wife. I'm sure he has already contacted Kobe as to where to get a rock that size.
Tiger could run a 5k in about 1 hour, 25 minutes, and 47 seconds.
Tiger would hit the first mile in 5:53, be going smooth through the middle mile, then he would see a hot girl (a "hostess") handing out water at the water station. Tiger would stop, strike up a conversation with the hostess, then take her to a nearby 5-star hotel, and bang the mess out of her. Wipe up the mess, shower, then join back on the race course to run into the finish and the loving arms of Elin.
Again I'm stumped. I have had some threads deleted by the monitors. And this stays? This? Are you kidding? How many brain cells do you lose just reading this crap?
Something is very wrong in this world. Very very wrong.
depends if he takes an AMBIEN before the race.
I don't know, but he'd be must faster if he was named "Liger Woods". The Liger is pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic and running fast 5Ks. It also screws a lot of hot chicks, even when its got the hottest wife in the universe waiting at home. Get your freak on Liger Woods.