Lane 1-Alvin Harrison, USA
Lane 2-Michael Johnson, USA
Lane 3-Felix Sanchez, Dom. Republic
Lane 4-Chirp Plouman, Republic of Sick
Lane 5-Avard Moncur, Bahamas
Lane 6-Sick, UMD
Who wins, the race is when everyone is in their prime, keep in mind, MJ starts off strong with a 20.8 1st 200, but Plouman rolls him up and coasts in an easy looking 42.8, new WR(22 hand timed 2nd 200), MJ 43.2, Sick 43.9(relay), Harrison 44.9, Sanchez 45.3, and Moncur 48 after trying to hang with the man recruited by UW.
Sánchez would only win if there were hurdles in every lane.
Lane Name Place1 Quincy Watts 62 Steve Lewis 53 Lee Evans ?4 Michael Johnson ?5 Butch Reynolds 46 Tommie Smith ?7 Larry James 88 Danny Everett 7
You can say that Johnson is unbeatable but these guys were something else. Take your guess.
Well the thing is, is that I was training with marathoners and so I wasn't doing any speed last summer. If I was doing any sort of speepwork I would have run down Chirp at the end for a comf win. I just had to shut it down though when Digger?? was in the race and passed me up.
Lane 1 and 2 - Chris Farley in his prime
Lane 3 and 4 - Rush Limbaugh (no drug testing needed)
Lane 5 - Michael Moore
Lane 6 - Oprah
Lane 7 - Flagpole Willy
Oprah wins cuz Willy is arguing with Michael Moore about who is smarter
vaam.
bum wrote:
Lane 1 and 2 - Chris Farley in his prime
Lane 3 and 4 - Rush Limbaugh (no drug testing needed)
Lane 5 - Michael Moore
Lane 6 - Oprah
Lane 7 - Flagpole Willy
Oprah wins cuz Willy is arguing with Michael Moore about who is smarter
bum,
Now THAT was funny.
Gotta disagree here. Willy, Moore, and Limbaugh start arguing about who is smarter, while Oprah and Farley take off. Farley opens up a lead in the first 200, but Oprah's marathon training starts to show up and she starts reeling him in. By this point, Limbaugh has been proven to be the least intelligent of the three, and he takes off in anger, leaving Moore and Willy arguing. Farley makes it to the homestretch first, and starts showing off for the fans, making them laugh. Oprah comes around the corner, and stops to tell Farley they should tie and both win. Farley agrees, and they start walking to the finish line together. At this point, Rush has made up serious ground, and he is charging down the homestretch. Farley (who never intended on going through with the tie) sprints the last few meters for the win. Oprah in her rage, let's Rush pass her on the inside and has to settle for 3rd. Moore and Willy are still arguing to this day.
1. Farley 4:57
2. Limbaugh 5:09
3. Winfrey 5:11
4. Moore DNF
5. Willy DNF
Nah, Rush saw Hillary in the stands, got a boner and tipped over. DNF also.
trackhead wrote:
Lane Name Place
1 Quincy Watts 6
2 Steve Lewis 5
3 Lee Evans ?
4 Michael Johnson ?
5 Butch Reynolds 4
6 Tommie Smith ?
7 Larry James 8
8 Danny Everett 7
You can say that Johnson is unbeatable but these guys were something else. Take your guess.
Damn, I'd pay to see this.
I'm staging it on a 9 lane track, though. Roger Black's in Lane 9.
My results (but I'd believe almost anything in this one):
Lane Place
1 6
2 8
3 2
4 1
5 5
6 4
7 3
8 9
9 7
Mmmmmmmm?
lane
1.Herb McKenley Jamaica
2.Henry Carr USA
3.Kenteris Greece
4.Steve Williams USA
5.Francis Obikwelu Portugal
6.Pietro Mennea Italy
7.Ato Boldon Trinidad
8.John Carlos USA
Just curious!
1. El G
2. Regina (on drugs)
3. Marie-Jose Perec
4. Billy Mills
5. Bannister
6. Some HS Kid who thinks he's fast
7. 'Fridge' Perry
8. Secretariat
Secretariat doesn't get a stagger from lane 8.
i gotta think secretariat with is 23 second quarter speed
wins the race.
he ran the 1 1/2 mile in 2 minutes 24 seconds
wonder what is 5k time would be?
like 5.40
Sorry, Billy Mills wins. Billy Mills always wins.
Lane 1 Hillary Clinton
Lane 2 Bill Clinton
Lane 3 George W. Bush and Tony Blair
Lane 4 Osama Bin Laden (hooked up to a dialysis machine)
Lane 5 Saddam Hussein
Lane 6 Bill O'Reilly
Lane 7 Jenna Jameson
Winner - Osama Bin Laden
Gun sounds. Bill Clinton immediately cuts across lanes 3-6 to ask Jenna Jameson if she is liberal or conservative. She replies "I like being in the middle", at which time Hillary finally catches up and starts beating each of them mercilessly.
In the meantime. Bill O'Reilly is standing in place screaming that Bill is cheating, Jenna is fornicating, and Hillary should be back in New York representing the good citizens there, but of course no one is listening.
Saddam runs and hides under the high jump mat. Bush and Blair follow him, claiming there must be a weapon of mass destruction under there somewhere, and Bush summons 10,000 guardsmen to look for it.
Osama patiently drags his dialysis machine around the track, but Bush and Blair still can't see him.