Greatest Practical Joke You Did or Ever Witnessed ???

One time I slam dunked a fart into a girls face. Funniest thing ever

My last day at Washington Mutual where I had a brief stint as a mortgage loan guy, I told a guy he could have this particular loan. Since we got paid by the loan he was jazzed.

I said the name of the guy for the loan was Mary Mandalay. I gave my co-worker the number but said it was his wife's work number, call her. Her name was Anita.

He calls (It was even better when he put on speaker phone.)

I had given him the number of a sex store called "Condoms To Go". Then some gay guy answers and my co-worker tells this guy. "Anita Mandalay, please". (repeat it to get the joke)

The gay guy didn't miss a beat and says "We don't provide that service."

My co-worker didn't understand and repeated "Anita Manadalay, Dude".

The gay guy goes what do you look like?

Several people I had tipped off were busting out laughing by this time. I actually did this to get back at my co-worker for a prank he did to me. Turns out he didn't do it.

Reminds me of the prank idea that was posted on here a while ago where you give a coworker a note to call "Mr. Baer" and the put the number for the local zoo as the callback number. When they call and ask for "Mr. Baer" it sounds like they're saying "I'd like to speak with Mr. Bear."

Chicken and broccoli

No wonder your company went under.

I've read about a particular prank that I've wanted to pull for a while but haven't found someone I felt deserved it yet. The idea was to pee on a cookie sheet, freeze it, and slide it under a door (like a dorm) so it melts into their carpet and smells terrible.

yellow snow wrote:

I've read about a particular prank that I've wanted to pull for a while but haven't found someone I felt deserved it yet. The idea was to pee on a cookie sheet, freeze it, and slide it under a door (like a dorm) so it melts into their carpet and smells terrible.

Wow, that's a pretty gross one. You could really mess up someone's dorm carpet that way.

The thing is where you gonna get a full sized fridge / freezer in a dorm.

Here's one we did when I was in college. We had a guy who (sadly looking back on it) was a total momma's boy, I can't even describe how he was...he was scandalized that guys had Playboy Magazine, when he would see someone with one, he would start to giggle and run into his room and slam the door.

Anyway, we were stupid 18 year olds, and someone got the idea to get pea shooters, and get a couple of guys who smoked a lot of pot, and wait until the guy was in his room studying at night, and then blow pot smoke into his room, just fill it up with pot smoke, and then call the resident assistant.

We also climbed through his open window while he was in class, and literally wallpapered his room with pictures of naked women. That one was hella funny. I only wish we had done it right before his mom came to visit.

These are all really lame. Seriously??

I sold a dumb fat kid my pubes. He thought he could use them for a beard.

I've always wanted to sneak into a girl's dorm room and take a crap in her laundry basket.

I once made an a**hole teenager eat his own parents in a chili cook-off contest. I then drank his tears of unfathomable sadness.

okay, i'll try to bring the sauce. a teammate in college had hooked up with the barely legal friend of another teammate's sister at a party during XC season. during the following months, he had a habit of bragging that nobody "could get to him," being generally and outwardly sure of his invincibility. eventually (i forget the context that sparked this, but he was rather high-strung, partially due to a string of stale races on the track), i drafted a letter purportedly from the girl's parent's attorney claiming that she was underage at the time of said hookup and that they were going to sue for furnishing alcohol to a minor and statutory diddling. they were, however, willing to entertain the possibility of an out-of-court settlement.

it was a painstaking effort - i cited state law, invented a lawyer and associated firm, designed stationary, crafted a signature etc. my main conspirator mailed the letter from a box near the purported firm, off-campus; additionally, we roped in roommates (also teammates) to pick up mail so that they would be around when he opened it. unfortunately, i couldn't be around for that, but the story is that he went into full panic mode and turned white as Utah. when he was about to call his dad to inquire about a lawyer our inside guys, in stitches, stopped him and spilled the proverbial beans.

he PR'ed his next race on the track.

I was a senior in high school and this sophomore kid pulled a little prank on me and put gum under my door handle, which pissed me off beyond belief. He said I wouldn't do anything about it. I pee'd 3x in a bottle and let it ferment for a week, then put it in a super soaker and went to the school parking lot where he was waiting for his friend to pick him up. I got him right in the face, then his friend refused to give him a ride. The kid was forced to walk about 45 minutes back home soaked in piss, then it started raining on him. Revenge served.

Any practical joke that involves pee or shit or a person eating something strange and not knowing what it is, those are classless, unfunny, and uncreative.

Why stop at peeing in a supersoaker? Why not put semen in it?

You are lucky you didn't get arrested and charged with assault.

We were in the airport on the way to a tune-up meet before the 1964 Olympic Games. There was a 'hot soup' vending machine in the lobby and one of the decathlon guys bought a can of soup. He opened the can using the handy opener on the side of the machine and put the can carefully into his bag. After we got on the plane he took out the airsickness bag from the seat-pocket and poured the soup into the bag. He then gave the open bag to me and instructed me to give it to the stewardess when she came by. He then rang the stewartess call button and waited.

Soon the stew came to my seat and I showed her the open bag with the vapor of warm soup floating out. The stew started to take the bag but the decathlete grabbed it and drank the soup.

The stew was SICK the entire flight and could not do her job.

I had a co-worker who once was inordinately proud of a particular load he dumped, and so sent a pic message of it to several people, including my boss. My boss, understandably, was not too happy about it, and was thereafter wary of any pic messages that he was sent.

A while later, after that co-worker had left for a different job, I brought two Baby Ruths into work with me. I dropped one in the toilet bowl, took a picture of it, and sent it to my boss. It made a pretty fair piece of crap, especially in low-res phone photo form. I waited until I heard his phone beep, gave him a minute, then walked into his office eating the second Baby Ruth.

The look on his face as he passed from realization to realization was priceless.

I wrote "help me" in white out in the arches of the groom's shoes when I was his best man. He and the bride were kneeling at the alter and everyone got a good view.

The bride's mom was pissed.