Impressing the ladies when running.

Nice dude!

I was wondering how fast you have to run to experience such things?

Nice job!

How can I get ladies now?

I ran in the cold without any women because I don't need pussy to motivate me. That's why when we race I'll be tough and you'll be a little bitch. I'll win and get a congratulations from my ultra hot running girlfriend while your fake-ass wannabe part-time stair-stepping hoe will be utterly dissapointed with your weak ass.

Well, maybe I was suffering in the cold, but that doesnt mean we cant get hot women too. Today I was doing some mile repeats on the trails. About half way through with the workout I noticed an extremely hot blonde girl running the opposite direction. We made eye contact and guess what? When I got back to the start of the trails, there she was, waiting for me. She came up and told me how incredibly fast I looked(even though I was only clicking off about 5:20's). I guess she runs for a local college. We started talking, and it appears as though I am going out for dinner, and with luck, a little somethin' somethin' afterwards.

But anyways, mad props to you, dude. Fitness instructors are always quite hot, and if you can get one to notice you is really saying something. I'm just trying to say, we people suffering out there can still get noticed too.

Yeah bullshit, you left out the part about your big 10 hanging out of your shorts while you ran.

smartass wrote:

I ran in the cold without any women because I don't need pussy to motivate me. That's why when we race I'll be tough and you'll be a little bitch. I'll win and get a congratulations from my ultra hot running girlfriend while your fake-ass wannabe part-time stair-stepping hoe will be utterly dissapointed with your weak ass.

The part that sucks about your post, is that you have a point I'm unwilling to face up to.

these women are obviously giving you the come-on.

what are you going to do about it ttc?

don't let the side down.

JonnyO wrote:

these women are obviously giving you the come-on.

what are you going to do about it ttc?

don't let the side down.

I'll give the attention to the ladies I spoke of....and in the meantime, have some of my best tempo runs ever.

In your dreams you skinny sunken in chested little runt. I'd like to see rhat they really looked like-ha!

Good looking women don't like skeletons like yourself.

Pump some iron like me, get a big chest and the women will flock to you!

Ha HA HAHAHAHA

Don't need it to motivate you???? Don't kid yourself. Everything, every guy does is done to get the attention of women.....everything! George Bush only invaded Iraq to impress some ladies. Ghandie - back in the day went on hunger strikes because women were amazed by it...I run only because a hot girl talked to me once when I did it....I'm hoping it happens again some day. Why do you think those Jackass guys do all that stuff......yep you guessed it!

smartass wrote:

I ran in the cold without any women because I don't need pussy to motivate me. That's why when we race I'll be tough and you'll be a little bitch. I'll win and get a congratulations from my ultra hot running girlfriend while your fake-ass wannabe part-time stair-stepping hoe will be utterly dissapointed with your weak ass.

Running 200 meter intervals with my shorts in tent mode does the trick.

Just so you know, I always notice that little .2 to .3 mile/hour. And if at any point I notice a guy running slower than me, he so has no chance. I always set the treadmill at 8.0 and move up to 9.0. If a guy can't run at least that fast at all times, then he has no shot.

They're gonna figure out your little plan. We all do...

Not to mention that if the outdoor runner's little college babe happens to read this board, he might be doomed. Heck, anyone who just met a woman on an outdoor run might be doomed. Thanks a lot.

This is all bullshit.

of course this is all bullshit 16x, ttc is obviously gay

but that doesn't mean he won't try to impress the chicks

Tell me more about TENT MODE!!! Yeah baby!!

Hey ttc, Richard simmons is the fitness instructor at that club.

The tent just collapsed.

I run slower than 8 or 9 sometimes, but I am doing 2 and 3 hour runs. That's what the chicks really like. Prematurely popping off a 4 minute mile is not going to satisfy your female instructor like an hour warmup followed by a two hour workout.