A run while shwasted (drunk, for all you old folks) = a shrun.
I find myself shrunning frequently after nights of heavy drinking. It usually begins with me needing to find my way home and not wanting to drive, so I set out to walk back to my apartment, and then, before I know it, I'm running.
Just wondering if I'm the only one with this running problem or if there are other shrunners out there.
I remember the times when I used to have such fun on the Saturday nights!
I shrun on a regular basis.
I remember one November in high school this buddy of mine was having a Grey Cup party (Canadian Football League Championship) so I did ten miles that morning to get my run in for the day. Got shwasted at the party in the afternoon, went home, and hammered six miles convinced all the while that my head was somehow connected to my body via a spring. It was the weirdest sensation.
I actually am contemplating having a few shots before a workout, just to see what happens. For all we know Pre used to drink and race, maybe that's why he was so good.
Right after college I got quite drunk at a bar in my hometown and wisely chose not to drive home since it was only a mile if I cut through the HS athletic fields. I was running/walking, or shrunning, as you call it until I got home. While cutting through the athletic fields at my HS, I stopped to take a well needed piss. While whizzing, I was disgusted at myself for drunkenly pissing on the very fields where I was named Athlete of the Year only 4 years before. Oh well, shit happens. I still run, and I still drink beer, and I still don't drive drunk.
A couple of years ago I did my 5 mile morning run while very drunk.
I had been training very hard (100+ mpw) and getting up every morning at 6.45am to run before work. On the friday night I want out for a few beers, which turned into a few more and then a party and I ended up getting home at about 4am (I think!)
I had forgotten to turn off my alarm so when it went off at 6.45 I got up put on my running gear and headed out the door for 5 miles. It was only on returning home that I remembered it was saturday. I had a shower and went to bed til about 2 in the afternoon.
Upon waking in the afternoon I had a vague recollection of running earlier that morning, the used running gear told me that I hadn't dreamed it and I had in fact been out for a run. Not something I would recommend though.
I've hit the treadmill a few times after meeting friends at a bar after work. Never quite shwasted but 4 to 6 beers deep.
Thought you spelled "shrug" wrong. I see the big muscle guys at the gym doing them all the time. In fact, they seem to be obsessed with them.
back in HS (the 70's) i used to run sometimes after getting really drunk. i'd run because i was disgusted with how many calories i'd consumed by drinking 12 beers.
It's called drunning. Drunk+running.
I shrun naked.
I can count to Shfifty Five.
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I can count to Shfifty Five.
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shrunning wrote:
I actually am contemplating having a few shots before a workout, just to see what happens. For all we know Pre used to drink and race, maybe that's why he was so good.
Ummm ... for all we know everyone drinks and races and that is why they are not a 3:54 miler.
Shrunning miles count double.
I think I've definitely got a shrunning problem. The last 4 times that I've 'gone big', have ended up with me leaving the people / party I'm with without warning and shrunning off into the darkness. I really like to sleep in my own bed, and the fact that I'm rarely more than 5 miles away results in an uncontrollable urge to shrun.
I can't believe I haven't totally eaten it on the pavement, yet.
Where have you been? It is not 'pavement', it is 'CONCRETE'.
Well then, what's it called when you run while shrooming?
Do you shart while shrunning?