Holy shit.
In five years of playing poker, I haver never had my quads beaten. EVER. Tonight it happened ... twice ... in five minutes.
I had QQ and the flop came QQ8 with two hearts, so I flopped quads and was feeling pretty smug. I bet, but someone stayed in and the turn was the 9 of hearts. I went all in and the other guy flips over a flush (AJ of hearts in his hand plus the 89Q on the board). Of course the river is the ten of hearts and I lose my ass. I flop quad queens and get completely busted by runner runner, a 989-1 longshot.
Five minutes later, I've got JJ and the flop is Q77. F***er has something like A6 offsuit. Runner runner again, 77 on turn and river, and my quad sevens are beaten by an ace kicker.
I would wager that no one in the history of the universe has made quads twice in five minutes, much less had each one BEATEN by runner runner BULLSHIT.
Can anyone top this? I know that 2008 has sucked for many people, but this is completely the icing on the cake.