Will they? I need a new approach and girls always think I'm really nice but not boyfriend material.
Will they? I need a new approach and girls always think I'm really nice but not boyfriend material.
Pack a whipping chain in your fanny pack too.
Yup. You may find yourself very popular with a whole different group.
OMG! I can't believe I am reading this right now! You are such a LOSER! Who would ever even think of wearing those things to run.
We had a kid on my team who wore something like this during the first Wednesday meet of the season. He thought he was all bad. He did end up winning the open race and then banging the hottest girl on the other team right there on the finish line, so maybe it did work...
you had better get a cobra tatoo on your arm while you're at it
Should I enter races under the name "Mister Fister"? Does that sound mean enough?
yea that should work. i like where you're heading with this.
You should stop by your local U.S. Navy SEAL Team recruiter. We strenuously, anally, terribly, most deliciously, want you in the United States Navy.
Pliskin wrote:
Will they? I need a new approach and girls always think I'm really nice but not boyfriend material.
Sorry, a runner who is a helluva a lot faster beat you to it. Not only has he gone sub 2:20 in the marathon, his eye patch is no gimmick.
http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/03/31/minim_zoom.jpgRunning USA WireFeb 18, 2007 ... TJ Lentz is well known in area racing circles for both his speed and his eye patch, the result of an auto accident many years ago. ...
www.runningusa.org/media/wire2007/Wire2007-13.html- 32k - Cached - Similar pages
Ren Hoek wrote:
Pliskin wrote:Will they? I need a new approach and girls always think I'm really nice but not boyfriend material.
Sorry, a runner who is a helluva a lot faster beat you to it. Not only has he gone sub 2:20 in the marathon, his eye patch is no gimmick.
http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/03/31/minim_zoom.jpgRunning USA WireFeb 18, 2007 ... TJ Lentz is well known in area racing circles for both his speed and his eye patch, the result of an auto accident many years ago. ...
http://www.runningusa.org/media/wire2007/Wire2007-13.html- 32k - Cached - Similar pages
He looks like a total pussy. I'll never get chicks if I look that that douche. Maybe two eye patches?
Why do men constantly spend all their time trying to please women? It seems like your world constantly revolves around women.
Nah, get yourself a rainbow fro wig, some elton john faux diamond rimmed sunglasses, and the red plastic jock strap ala the guy who sang that word-up song.
That wil make the chicks notice you.
If that does not work, go with the 2 eye patches. Then do your long run in rush hour traffic.
get the girls to wear 2 eye patches
Ren Hoek wrote:
Nah, get yourself a rainbow fro wig, some elton john faux diamond rimmed sunglasses, and the red plastic jock strap ala the guy who sang that word-up song.
That wil make the chicks notice you.
If that does not work, go with the 2 eye patches. Then do your long run in rush hour traffic.
That guy's name is Larry Blackmon. The red jock sounds like a winner.
....!! wrote:
Why do men constantly spend all their time trying to please women? It seems like your world constantly revolves around women.
Don't act like that isn't what girls want anyway...
If men could have babies we'd just f*** each other.
etwwregsd wrote:
If men could have babies we'd just f*** each other.
Exactly. This is why I need help. I need an edge. Maybe tight jeans? But I coudn't run in those.
If you want to emulate Kurt Russell may I suggest the Wyatt Earp attire and mustache from Tombstone?
You can't go wrong.
Ren Hoek wrote:
If you want to emulate Kurt Russell may I suggest the Wyatt Earp attire and mustache from Tombstone?
You can't go wrong.
Yeah the dick broom is a deal sealer but I don't know if I could run in that cloak of his that might slow me down, Maybe I could use the cloak like a parachute for workouts?
