Can I Break 27?

Come back when you start "running" track.

Poorly written, transparent, but has a nice "hook" by asking "can I break 27" and then making note that it is in the 200m. Otherwise nonredeemable.

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did anyone else think he was sayin 27 mins for the 5 mile?

Well I hope you do not plan on continuing to sprint. Those times are dreadfull indeed. Meet with your coach and ask him about running distance. He will likely bring you on. If you turn out to be decent you can both be happy. If you turn out to be a bust he will probbly leave you behind on a run, maybe you can get a ride home with a stranger. In any case good luck, and throw that high school singlet away.

2012 OT Marathon Qualifier

I talked to my coach about running distance and he mentioned something about a crypt-keeper who got left behind on a run and then got a ride home from a stranger in a ghetto neighborhood. I think he was driving a nice car and had candy, however. My coach then laughed and said something about going home and making it 3 for 3 tonight...whatever that means.

It sounds as though you go to an intresting school. I used to run on a team that a guy that was about your speed. He ate a cheeseburder before meets, had high blood pressure, and wore the same sweats to every meet. If you want to run then run ,if not quit. By quitting you may save your team perdiem money and your trainer a trip to the E.R

lol.... can I join your f-book group? You rock my world.

I hope this helps...

http://udmercy.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4169242626

no, you'll probably find your times will improve rapidly from your 28.7 to 27.6, but after that, you'll plateau until age 26, where you bust out an impressive 27.3, but failing in the utter go. nice try though

Sounds remotely similar to the430miler...my singlet added drag which hindered my performance, so I cut holes in it to allow air to pass through.

according to the Mcmillan running calculator,...YOU SUCK.

I'm going to pretend that I think this is a serious thread even though I really doubt that you're for real. I'm a distance runner (not even a very good one) and I can run 25s at the end of a moderately hard workout. I'm not saying this to brag, as I know it's not that impressive, but rather to give you an idea of where your time stands.

obviously she runs in the the 23 flat area for five miles ,u putz. she's talkin bout breakin 27 for the long jump,twisted sister.

Did she make it back to campus?? The crypt keeper? what kind of people do you have on your team....Plus did you ever find out what your coach meant by making it 3 for 3??? Sounds kinda kinky.

Seriously Bodies in Motion, wtf?

You should try a non-athletic hobby such as chess or collecting stamps/coins or something. Athletics is clearly not for you. Could you please explain how one 'plays' track as well.

Maybe she "plays" track like I play Kung Fu: there's playing and there's playing (I play(ed) trumpet and kicked a lot of butt, too.) :)

Oh, and, yeah, I think she's also "playing" this thread....

Any word on the crypt keeper?? Where is the world famous Chris Smith running this weekend?? Details, i am bummed that no one has updated this thread in a while! Maybe everyone is actually doing school work???

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