"Greenhorn! Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn?"
"You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
"Greenhorn! Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn?"
"You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
You bacon that butter boy!!!
Well you tried son, and the important lesson here is to never ever try.
Officer "You can shoot someone who comes into your house"
Homer: "Oh really??? HEY FLANDERS COME HERE!!!"
Officer" You can't invite them over"
Flanders " Hi-dilly-Ho"
Homer "Go home Flanders"
Flanders "Oky-ly-dokily"
There, there, Bart. If something's hard, then it's not worth doing
For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene."
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.
"When a woman says nothing is wrong, it means EVERYTHING is wrong.
And when a woman says everything is wrong, it means EVERYTHING is wrong."
Marge: lets go to the book store
Homer: OHHHHH but we already have a book!
Marge: Now Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer: And it's fun, too!
Here's to alcohol, the solution to, and the cause of, all of life's problems.
Mmmmm....Pistol Whip
Homer reading spam as he surfs the internet
"I will never get tired of the bar scene!"
MMMM....open faced club sand wedge.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Mmmmm..... forbiden donut
Marge: Homer, this is the worst thing you've ever done
Homer: You've said that so many times it's lost all meaning
They have the internet on computers now?!
Doctor Hibbert: It could vastly increase your brain power, or it could kill you.
Homer: hmm, Increase my killing power ehhh?
Lisa in this house we obey the law of THERMODYNAMICS!
pointing to lisas perpetual motion machine she made while the teachers were strikning.
"No beer and no TV make Homer go something something."
a possum who lives in the monorail with her babies.
Homer's statement "I call the big one Bitey"
This is Matt Groening's all-time favorite Simpsons line[1].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_in_The_Simpsons#Pinchy
"Garage", oooh, fancy French word!
Well, what do you call it?
I call it a "carhole".
I can't remember the exact wording of this line, but you'll get the gist.
Marge: "Maybe we could...(whispers seductively and inaudbily into Homer's ear)"
Homer: Teehee! With butterscotch on it?!?!
Marge: "I don't think you heard me right."
Homer : Bart, he didn’t finish his spaghetti and Moeballs!
Homer's Brain : Quiet, you fool, it can be ours.
Homer : Run boy! Run! Run for you life, boy!