Best Godfather quotes

" only don't tell me your innocent, it insults my intelligence, makes me very angry."

MICHAEL: "My father is no different than any other powerful man -- any man who's responsible for other people, like a senator or president."

KAY: "You know how naive you sound...senators and presidents don't have men killed."

MICHAEL: "Oh, who's being naive, Kay?"

Diane Keaton: Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your son, Michael! I wouldn't bring another one of you sons into this world! It was an abortion, Michael! It was a son Michael! A son! And I had it killed because this must all end!

Sonny: (as he is banging his mistress at the wedding reception) "Uhhh....uhhh....oh yah..."

"It's a Sicilian message, It means Luca Brassi sleeps with the fishes".

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! "

"Tattalia is a pimp, he never could have outfought Santino. It wasn't until today, till I realized it was Barzini all along".

"Godfather I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do"

"You can act like a man"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or know what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels. I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"

Back of the car wrote:

"Tattalia is a pimp, he never could have outfought Santino. It wasn't until today, till I realized it was Barzini all along".

I've seen the movie numerous times and read the book years ago and yet still cannot understand what gives it away. I believe this quote was right after they had the meeting with all the heads of the mafia families and Vito forgives and hugs ______ (can't remember who, Barzini perhaps?). Does anybody know what happened or was said in that meeting that gives it away?

Best line cleaned up for commercial television:

"I don't my brother coming out of that men's room with just a stick/his dick in his hand."

Clemenza making pasta gravy:

"Michael, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I lova you with ala my heart, if I don't see you soon ima gonna die!"

"It ain't the way I wanted it. I can handle things. I'm smart, not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart, and I want respect!"

Oops, sloppy proofreading. Should have been:

"I don't want my brother coming out of that men's room with just a stick/his dick in his hand."

(Wish we had an edit function.)

Mario Puzo wrote:

Back of the car wrote:

"Tattalia is a pimp, he never could have outfought Santino. It wasn't until today, till I realized it was Barzini all along".

I've seen the movie numerous times and read the book years ago and yet still cannot understand what gives it away. I believe this quote was right after they had the meeting with all the heads of the mafia families and Vito forgives and hugs ______ (can't remember who, Barzini perhaps?). Does anybody know what happened or was said in that meeting that gives it away?

He hugged Tattalia, because they both lost sons and their families were at the center of the war. But when you watch that classic scene, Barzini is sitting at the head of the table and looked like the moderator and Barzini made the point of the godfather not sharing crooked judges. The Godfather had zero respect for Tattalia before or after that meeting, he knew someone else had to be behind him and Sollozo and he realized it was Barzini after that meeting.

Two classics have been missed so far.

"It's not personal its just business"

"go to the matrsses."

I want to boink your daughter, with all due respect

Get Up I Feel Like Being A Sex Machine

Ah, a topic dear to my heart.

"Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dego, wop, guinea, greaseball goombas come out of the woodwork."

Tom Hagen: "I'm German-Irish."

Woltz: "Well, let me tell you something, my kraut, mick friend. I'm gonna make so much trouble for you you won't know what hit you."

Tom: "Mr. Woltz, I'm a lawyer. I'm have not threatened you."

Woltz: "I know every big lawyer in New York. Who the hell are you?"

Another:

"You sonofabitch. Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Green! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders."

-Michael: "..So the next day, my father went to see the bandleader again, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, the bandleader signed the release, with a certified check of $1000.

-Kay: How did he do that?

-Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

-Kay: What was it?

-Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract.

-Kay: ...

-Michael: ...That's a true story.

-Michael: That's my family Kay, it's not me.