Jason, you are absolutely correct. You are crazy.
I detect a certain bias in your predictions towards the Japanese women, so much so that you bumped Ndereba, the 2nd fastest marathoner ever, to 4th place behind three Japanese I doubt many have heard of.
Secondly, how is it that you profess to know another's sexual habits?
Honestly, have you at some point gone to Flagstaff (it is spelled with an "l" by the way, much as that foils your second-grade-esque preposterous "humor" that only amuses yourself) and spied on Weldon?
Why don't you ask him how many people he lives with?
By the way, Wejo and Rojo are also Christians, so I doubt they engage in perverse, animalistic activities such as those you speak of.
Nonetheless, Jason, return to your Internet comfort inside your mother's basement.
Tata.