how many chicks could you take on yourself in a fight to the death?

~15

a regular guy.......3-5 at the most....

None, thou shalt not kill

this is eerily similar to the "how many 8 year olds could you take" thread

Are all the girls runners?

Just a few questions:

-Are the girls fat?

-Are the girls the sissy type or the softball/bully girl type?

-I'm assuming you have to kill the girls, right? Or just put them out of commision?

all the girls are professional shot putters.

What does "to the death" mean to you?

You'd only have to put them out of commission while they'd have to kill you. If that were the case, and if the girls were selected at random, I'd say at least 20. Most girls don't even know how to swing their arm in a manner that resembles a punch. You might have to deal with the occasional sporty girl, but I think most girls would be pretty easy to defeat. You could just get super pissed and freak them out before ever touching them.

if by "out of commission" you mean "give them a screaming orgasm," i'd say 16-17 in an hour.

Great topic....

There are too many chicks out there who think they can take any dude in a fight. They naively believe this because dudes are socially conditioned to withhold physical aggression against females. 99 times out of a hundred, if a girl wins a fight against a dude, it's because he didn't really fight back with the same level of aggression he would have used against another male. Usually if a woman attacks a man, he just holds up his arms and defends himself from the blows until someone pulls her off.

I knew this chick who thought she was a real badass because she had been in a few fights and guys would say they were afraid of her. One day she was talking about how she liked boxing but she couldn't find any other girls who would box with her. I told her I would since I'm not a huge dude and I don't have much fighting experience. She laughed and said "SURE! Let's do it!" We talked about it casually for a few weeks before we actually decided to quit messing around and just put on some gloves and do it. Needless to say, it was no contest. She gave me a couple weak, girly jabs (strong for a girl I guess) and I just sorta bobbed around and took it, just to see what she had. I finally retalitated and sent her a couple of semi-hard hooks. She was pretty much floored. And I'm definetly not a really strong dude. Quick, but not strong.

I bet your parents would be really proud.

Well, it was a consentual "fight". She kept bringing it up because she really wanted to. And it's not like I beat her up. She pretty much gave up after a couple of hits.

Your mom was proud of me.

Man. You come on an anonymous forum to brag about beating up a girl...

...and the board has reached a new low.

I didn't come with the intent to brag about it. The opportunity just presented itself nicely.

Is there an exercise ball involved? Can the fight take place in my loft? Can I use my special massage oil?

Don't worry nc runner. I found no fault in your actions. I actually thought the story was quite humorous. If she wanted to box you and especially if you let her give the first few punches, it's all good. She had it coming to her anyway. Better in the ring than in a bar or on a street against some guy who really doesn't give a shit who he beats up.

My mom has never heard of you.

I'm glad you support my decision to fight a girl and live to brag about it.