Best Simpsons Episode

Monorail.

Homer the heretic- mmm...waffle runoff.

the one where George HW Bush moves to springfield... hilarious.

Gerald Ford: Do you like football? and nachos? well why don't you come over to my place and watch the game, and we'll have nachos, and beer.

I like the one where the day is told from each of the family members' perpectives. Homer cuts off his thumb, Lisa has "Linguo" for the Science contest, Bart and Millhouse find the stash of fireworks, etc.

Healthy doses of Chief Wiggum ("is that YOU, Fat Tony???"), Cletus, and Homer at his finest.

All. Every motherf--ing last one of 'em.

That's right. I second the monorail episode.

"Is there a chance the track could bend?"

asdfgg wrote:

the one where George HW Bush moves to springfield... hilarious.

Gerald Ford: Do you like football? and nachos? well why don't you come over to my place and watch the game, and we'll have nachos, and beer.

that's one of my favorite lines from the show.

the Stonecutter episode was also a great show to rip lines from, as well as having a song -- something that makes the monorail episode a classic. hell, any of the conan episodes kick ass.

It's a toss up between when Homer sees an Alien and the one where he gains weight to go on disability. The fact that Homer looks so huge is so funny in itself!

"the fingers you have used to push the buttons are too fat. to obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now."

love it.

Homer using medicinal marijuana is a great one.

For episodes in the last couple years; the one where he and Bart convert to Catholicism.

You can't choose ONE!

There's...

- Cape Fear (Simpsons go into witness protection program when Sideshow Bob is granted early parol)

- The Springfield Files (Homer mistakes Burns for an alien)

- Who Shot Mr. Burns (1 + 2)

- Mother Simpson

The best ones do tend to be in seasons 2-10. The quality declined after that.

Simpsons Movie this year!

the one with the line

"open faced club, a sand wedge"

"mmmm, open-faced club sandwich"

Suitcase of Courage wrote:

"Is there a chance the track could bend?"

Not a chance my Hindu friend.

22 Short Films About Springfield is great

All the Sideshow Bob episodes

"Madam, your children are no more.... than a pair of misbehaving hooligans..."

"Especially Lisa, but especially Bart!"

"Sweet little buttercup..."

The softball one, with daryl strawberry and the other players.....simply amazing

Upgrayedd wrote:

Suitcase of Courage wrote:

"Is there a chance the track could bend?"

Not a chance my Hindu friend.

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

what about the Jazzman episode with Bleeding Gums Murphy?

or the one where Homer is the country music producer for Lurleen Lumpkin?

or Bart's first word?

21 short stories of Springfield. (the pulp fiction episode)

You only move twice, the one where they move to cypress creek is one of my favorites, but they are all awesome up until about the 11th season.