Doesn't matter how big your "plumbing" is. With the proper warmup time, a 5'3" could fit a Cadillac in her snatch. Simple biology.
If you're having trouble working your "plumbing" in there, then you obviously suck in bed.
Doesn't matter how big your "plumbing" is. With the proper warmup time, a 5'3" could fit a Cadillac in her snatch. Simple biology.
If you're having trouble working your "plumbing" in there, then you obviously suck in bed.
should read "a girl 5'3"
So, if you were Noah's agent what would you tell him to do first, get a haircut or see a dental hygenist?
joakim's actually pretty bright.
He's just a college kid having fun. And yeah, he probably won't do much in the pros, but he'll sure do more than you ever will.
classmate wrote:
joakim's actually pretty bright.
Are you really one of Joakim Noah's classmates in the behavioral and social sciences program at the University of Florida? If so, you just made the funniest post of the month.
How did a guy whose mother was Miss Sweden end up so goddamn ugly? He got smacked upside the head with the ugly stick.
dfddff wrote:
i think oden will have a tim duncan like impact in the nba but not next year... i think he should stay one more year then go to the nba. he's said himself that he isn't ready. i think eventually he'll be a 22, 12 and 3 type player in the nba.
I guess you are smarter than every GM and coach in the NBA who has said Oden was going to be the 1st pick in the NBA draft LAST year until they changed the rules. You are very ignorant to think he won't make an immediate impact.
Oden will also be much better in two years by going now than if he played another year in college against inferior talent. There is no downside to going out this year.
Here's the thing with Noah....
He has pedigree, and that counts for a lot. Yes, he's young, but he's been around athletics and the public eye all his life. This isn't a kid from the ghetto who doesn't know how to act on TV.
I honestly think he might be borderline retarded. He's a great athlete, but for someone who should be used to the spotlight he acts like an inexperienced moron. He doesn't even come off as a spoiled 2nd generation professional athlete, which would be more understandable. Instead he's just an inarticulate, goofy, awkward, look-at-me retard.
WOW wow wrote:
So much hatred!
What is wrong with you guys?
I'm really disappointed in regular posters like OldXCguy and Flagpole.
I don't hate him either. I'm just saying he's tough to look at and not doing anything to help himself. I'm sure he gets more women than most of us (after all, we're all runners), but I don't know when that became the measure of a man's greatness.
What an idiot.
HAHAHAHA you have the best f***ing handle EVER...
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Where was Noah during the interviews after the game? There were 4 other Florida players but not Noah.
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