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Emmett Kelley dressed me!! RE: Happy Birthday Bobby Sands 3/11/2007 8:27AM - in reply to quantum Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Please tell me a joke that really makes you laugh, not a smile but a real belly laugh.Then we'll see if there isn't an embarassment,pain, hurt... well, a wrongness in it,if you will,and whether you would laugh if the wrongness wasn't there.
Over 5 hours and no-one has come up with even a hint of a joke not based on 'wrongness' of some sort!!
One more front page pass.
Well yeah, what's funny about a normal stuff or everything going correctly?
Three guys go into a bar. They sit down and ask for a beer. They all sit there and drink and talk. After a while they leave. When am I supposed to laugh?
Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
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so, I am a nerd. This is my favorite science joke. Of course, most will not think it is funny and most science jokes may be considered more pure puns, rather than jokes.
In a similar vein, most "x walked into a bar jokes" are not based on a wrongness, I think. But, again they are more word play than actual jokes. No belly laughs for them?
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A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
etc.
Did you hear about how the lepper hockey game went?
There was a face-off in the corner.
chaz22 wrote:
Two atoms bump into each other. One says \'I think I lost an electron!\' The other asks, \'Are you sure?\', to which the first replies, \'I\'m positive.\'
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so, I am a nerd. This is my favorite science joke. Of course, most will not think it is funny and most science jokes may be considered more pure puns, rather than jokes.
In a similar vein, most \"x walked into a bar jokes\" are not based on a wrongness, I think. But, again they are more word play than actual jokes./b] No belly laughs for them?
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A termite walks into a barroom and asks, \"Is the bartender here?\"
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, \'How much for a beer?\' The bartender looks at him, and says \'For you, no charge.\'
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, \"A beer please, and one for the road.\"
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, \"You can come in, but don\'t start anything!\"
etc.
humorous word play based on mis/multidefinition ofkey words.
oh yeah agrees if I read it correctly.
minimalist advocate wrote:
Did you hear about how the lepper hockey game went?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Anti-Leper joke...please try a bit harder.
AKA Spotlight Sweeper wrote:
Anti-Leper joke...please try a bit harder.
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
What did the runner say to the cop?
Try to catch me - I bet you can't.
What's brown and sticky?
A brown stick.
How do you stay cool during a run?
Stand close to the fans.
What's red and not there?
No tomatoes
Emmett Kelley dressed me!! wrote:
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Emmett Kelley dressed me!! RE: Happy Birthday Bobby Sands 3/11/2007 8:27AM - in reply to quantum Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Please tell me a joke that really makes you laugh, not a smile but a real belly laugh.Then we'll see if there isn't an embarassment,pain, hurt... well, a wrongness in it,if you will,and whether you would laugh if the wrongness wasn't there.
The original poster is addressing something pretty deep, if you think about it.
The jokes about the atoms are cute, but not funny funny.
I think the original poster is on to something.
I'd like to see some more serious input on this.
Emmett Kelley dressed me!! wrote:
Not to hijack the Irish Thread I'll post this h
Emmett Kelley dressed me!! RE: Happy Birthday Bobby Sands 3/11/2007 8:27AM - in reply to quantum Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Please tell me a joke that really makes you laugh, not a smile but a real belly laugh.Then we'll see if there isn't an embarassment,pain, hurt... well, a wrongness in it,if you will,and whether you would laugh if the wrongness wasn't there.
Ever since Valentine Michael Smith asked Jill that question in 1961 I have searched for one. Even uber prolific Jubal would not be able to come up with one example.
Waiting is. I offer you water my brother.
5 year boy walks into his dads bedroom and sees his dad holding a comdom and asks "What are you doing dad?" to which the dad replies "I'm trying to catch a mouse son". Then the boy asks "Why, what are you going to do dad f*** it?"
I wouldn't say all jokes are based on wrongness, lots of Asian jokes are based on Wongness.
Robert Heinlein wrote:**Perhaps I don`t grok all it`s fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh, sweetheart. . . a joke,or anything else-but something that gave you a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we`ll see if there is isn`t a wrongness in it somewhere- and whether you would laugh if the wrongness wasn`t there**
He thought. **I grok when apes learn to laugh,they`ll be people.
Chapter xxix
Keith Stone wrote:
I wouldn't say all jokes are based on wrongness, lots of Asian jokes are based on Wongness.
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pull my finger is not based on a wrongness just on puritanical potty training practices.
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